You know what the great thing is after a night of hard drinking?

That’s right, kiddies.  Sobering up the next morning at work.  Whee.

So in celebration of the end of the first week of school, I’m writing a post.  But fair warning, I’m still kinda drunk from last night.  So if shit is misspelled and the words don’t make 100% perfect sense, I’ll ( Read more... )

Well, I guess it’s about time to wrap it up for this year.  2004 has gone by really fast.  It seems like just yesterday I was sitting at my desk, recuperating from the Fry Daddy Incident and watching Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure on New Years of 2003.

2004 for the most part has sucked.  There have been some good moments, but my pessimistic ( Read more... )

Yeah.  Here’s another one.  I had to do two separate entries because I couldn’t figure out how to do two lj cuts in one entry.  Stupid HTML.  I’ll get you for this.  Stupid personal ignorance.  I’ll get you for this.

( All my three things. )

You know those survey things that people put in their livejournal and it’s all like “what’s your favorite color on your boyfriend if you were in love in your favorite season listening to your favorite song?”

Yeah.  They’re stupid.

But that didn’t keep me from filling them out.  I stole them from Smash’s journal and posted them with my answers.  ( Read more... )

Well, I guess the main thing is that I’m okay.  That’s what stupid people always say after they get in a car accident.  Well, at least I’m okay.  Yes, that’s right.  The very least.  You have nothing left except the fact that you’re okay.  Stupid people.

I totaled my car on Saturday driving to work.  There was water runoff on the hill that I ( Read more... )

well, all I have to say is… Happy fucking birthday to me. Well, not today, but last week. My birthday was on the 9th. I’m officially 23 years old now. And I can’t stand knowing that. I think I’m going to start telling people that I’m 19. It’s believable. Trust me. For the last Matrix movie, you know the one that came out in 2003 when I was ( Read more... )

I got one of my midterms back today.  I got a 91 on it.  The highest grade in the class was a 96.  I am pretty pumped about that.  So today I called my mom to tell her the good news.  Although, I love my mom, I always enjoy yanking her chain a bit because she is such a loving and kind person.  So I called and left her a voicemail and asked her how ( Read more... )

Well, kids.  I survived midterms.  I can’t really complain.  I only had two and I think I faired okay.  I am really nervous about the midterm I took for my contemporary fiction class.  I didn’t really study, but in all honesty, it’s hard to study things like: Explain the function of the narrator within these four books and how the role of the ( Read more... )

I know, I'm a hypocrit. I should be working on budgets, bylaws, paperwork and the constitution of hyamp, but here I am, finding out how much Mr. Pitt loves me. Who knew? But I feel guilty because I'm wasting time. But who cares. I'm the next Mrs. Brad Pitt. Eat it, Jennifer Aniston, you skanky bitch.

I know this must come as a shock to you.  What’s this?  What’s this?  Ruth Ann updating something?  Ruth Ann actually being productive for once?  Well, you know what I have to say about that… Fuck you.  Do you have any idea of what I’ve been going through lately?  Huh?  Do you?  No.  You don’t know a single thing about me, just what my enemies say ( Read more... )