Imagine that I’m saying that while I’m snorting coke up my nose.  In a bathroom of Jack Rabbit Slim’s.  Also, it’s the early 90’s.  Plus, I’m helping revive the career of a guy who became famous for walking down the street with a paint can while the Bee Gees played in the background.

Did you know what when I typed in Bee Gees into Word, it didn’ ( Read more... )

hey kids ( Read more... )

The question has been posed to me as to what I think the guys in the fight were trying to get the guy on the ground to say.    Here is my response.

Well, I can't honestly say that I have any inclination of what those brothers were fighting about.  I was outside smoking and talking on the phone so I couldn't exactly hear very well.  Plus, when ( Read more... )

So I have this really bad habit. I mean, in the general scheme of things, it’s not that bad. Sometimes it can get me into trouble, like today. Other times, it can be an awesome habit to have ( Read more... )

It’s raining.  I woke up this morning and it was raining and I was so happy.  For some reason, while I was on my way to the dryer to get my clean underwear out of there (because unlike a normal person, I keep my clean underwear in the dryer for weeks upon end instead of in a drawer because, well, I’m retarded.) I heard the water dripping off the ( Read more... )

Holy sweet jesus.  It’s been busy as fuck around here lately.  And I’m not just saying that cause I’m a lazyass.  It really has been busy.  It’s just been one thing after the other since last Monday.  Craziness I tell you.  Craziness.

Well, I saw Throwdown last Monday and they were fucking great.  It was an absolutely wonderful show.  I didn’t ( Read more... )

Well, the previous three entries are basically what I’ve done today. I took some little quizzes like those, looked at some Derek Hess prints that I’m too poor to buy and I’ve sat around answering the telephone ( Read more... )

So why am I wasting all this time in college if I'm going to be a mass murderer? I think I'll drop out tomorrow.

Also, I find that tiger at the bottom, hilarious. I put "preditory" and it posted a tiger. What a world we live in.

I just want to say that I was nothing but honest with my answers. It just goes to show that these tests know everything.

TRUE TILL DEATH.
haha. I'll never break edge. Bah.
Just so we all know, I broke edge about 5 minutes ago.
I'm not drunk, I just put that cause it's funny.

Guess who's 80% crazy. Woo hoo. That's right. Me.
But in all honesty, I'm fairly sure we all knew this.