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She said kind sir, be civil, my company forsake,
[Reynardine walks up to the post office carrying a small bag of boxtops.
As he gets close, he hears screaming, and sees injured people staggering out of the building, clutching missing bodyparts.
After some brief consideration, he just walks away.In case anyone has figured it out yet, it seems that horrible things happen to people in the post ( Read more... ) -
On these lonesome mountains, your beauty shines so clear,
[A scene: A drone is holding onto Reynardine by the head as he scrabbles futilely, not having room to shapeshift right now, while walking out of the general store and towards the dumpster.]
Stupid kids, leaving their toys lying around.
UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT YOU BUFFOON! I NEED THAT CEREAL!
This thing's pretty ratty anyway, I bet no one really ( Read more... ) -
I said my pretty creature I'm glad to meet you here,
[Reynardine can be found sitting on the roof of 947 Beulah St (if you're the type who frequents rooftops.). He clearly wanted some privacy for this. He has a pile of locks, which he "acquired" from various places, and he is practicing picking them with his lockpick fingers.] -
So with my gun I'll guard her, all on the mountains high.
If I never see another beet again, it'll be too soon. I think even Coyote would have found that one to be in poor taste. I doubt everyone's okay right now, but I can at least hope the scars we have left will fade with time ( Read more... ) -
Her beauty so enticed me, I could not pass her by,
Oh right, Independence Day. That's celebrated with fireworks.
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I met a farmer's daughter all on the mountains high,
This place is much larger than I remember. It seems Grady and the Mayor have been busy in my absence.
Anyone want to catch me up to speed? -
ONE evening in my rambles two miles below Pimroy,
[Action]
[Reynardine wakes up in a child's room.]
This isn't...
[The decor looks hauntingly familiar.]
No.
Not here.
Not again.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!
[To the phones!]
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Sixth lock
[Filtered from Asura, but probably hackable because Asura is now scary.]
Clearly there are more dangers to this town than just the humans who run it. How has this man achieved this much power without anyone doing something about him? -
Fifth Lock
I don't know how they can sell something like that. I don't even care! Check out how awesome I am now! I can lift things that weigh more than one pound! I can outrun humans ( Read more... ) -
Fourth Lock
What is all this yelling about? I've got one for you all:
SHUT UP!!