[Filtered from Asura, but probably hackable because Asura is now scary.]

Clearly there are more dangers to this town than just the humans who run it. How has this man achieved this much power without anyone doing something about him?

I don't know how they can sell something like that. I don't even care! Check out how awesome I am now! I can lift things that weigh more than one pound! I can outrun humans ( Read more... )

What is all this yelling about? I've got one for you all:

SHUT UP!!