If I never see another beet again, it'll be too soon. I think even Coyote would have found that one to be in poor taste. I doubt everyone's okay right now, but I can at least hope the scars we have left will fade with time.
[Private, hackable if you live at 947 Beulah Street.]
[Reynardine is holding up one hand, which instead of ending in a normal stuffed animal stump, ends in a series of oddly shaped metal "fingers", or if you're more knowledgeable about such things: lockpicks.]
Still, these should come in handy.