Her beauty so enticed me, I could not pass her by,

[anybodywitheyes]

Oh right, Independence Day. That's celebrated with fireworks.

I'll be under the bed if anyone needs me tomorrow.

Comments

[deaths_heritor]

. . . Either you're afraid of explosions or you're a bogeyman. Neither is especially intelligent to announce publicly.

[anybodywitheyes]

Not afraid. The noises just...bother me.

[deaths_heritor]

Too loud?

[anybodywitheyes]

Too shrill.