Coworker A just came in my cube looking alarmed.
Coworker A [whispering]: Did you hear what [coworker B] just said?
Me: No, what?
Coworker A [still whispering]: She said "I've never liked the Beatles."
We exchange a mutual look of horror. I hand him the first weapon at hand, namely, my scissors.
Coworker A [fervently brandishing them about]:
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