A girl from my school (Colleen Mundy) posted this on facebook, and I thought it was amazing, so I'm sharing:

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( 10 Reaons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong (note: this is a satire...) )

It was a good, exciting weekend--not just 'cause I got drunk for the first time, but because, last night (or, technically, this morning, as it was after midnight), I got lucky.

And it didn't turn into a funny story for once! *throws rosary confetti*

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So, last night I shot through the hymen of my Vodka Virginity, officially... well, the alcohol hymen was oh-so-delicately pierced last weekend with four sips of my LH (Lesbian Husband)'s licorice jager-tampico concoction. But yesterday evening, I was finally able to deposit my check (I have money!) and so I wanted to go and get some (cheap) vodka ( Read more... )

'Bout time I did another one of these, and timely, what with my recent learnin's of dirty French words...

"Baise-Moi (Fuck Me)"*

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In this heart-warming buddy-road flick, adapted by Virginie Despentes from her best-selling novel, two Parisian women, frustrated with their lives, take a scenic tour of France, finding romance and laughter along the way ( Read more... )

So, I went back and reread this post, and y'know, kitashla, you're right--it was pretty hilarious. And I didn't even mention how the chain-smoking Bulgarian thought I was a girl and that the two of them were, at one point, pulling my hands in literally two different directions, fighting over me, like! Very flattering... And funny, in retrospect, ( Read more... )

Well, that last batch of reviews went better, I think... at least they were less perfunctory and I managed to talk about the films more in-depth. Still a bit disjointed in places, but at least I"m making strides in becoming a better review writer. (If you haven't read them yet, just click on the film or review tags and get purusing! ^_^)

Meanwhile, ( Read more... )

Actually, two; the second one first:

So, in the midst of an otherwise so-so party down by the river, I took off, essentially, most of my clothes in the hopes of getting some sun. I don't know if I did, but one good thing is that I guess I'm mostly getting over the body-shame. (Of course, I wouldn't be saying this if I hadn't officially gotten to the ( Read more... )

Me and Laura went to Long Beach for the Pride there, was very fun, took loads of pictures; hopefully I can get with Laura to e-mail them to meself so I can post some cuteness! ^_^

We hung out at her bandmate's house--it was dykealicious! ^_^ Soooo many lesbians, and so crazy and witty, I felt very much at home. But then I started coming down with ( Read more... )

Questionable Content's Hanners proves yet again why she's a OCD freak after my own heart:

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In light of my recent outage, and prolly because my LB found it so funny, and because of

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