410: And I Didn't Even Add the Bit About the Giggling...
In light of my recent outage, and prolly because my LB found it so funny, and because of
kitashla's recent story, I will now share what must rank as one of the most hilarious first-time stories ever.
Actually, it wasn't my first time, but technically the second. And it wasn't full on sex or anything, but just a handjob. But anyway, he did me one night, and several days later, I wanted to return the favor.
Well, I'm doing all right--this isn't far from what I'd do on myself, only reversed. Except, his was much more curved than mine, so I was having problems of grippage. And, well, I couldn't stop talking. And my wrist was getting sore, so I had to keep on swtiching hands. And then, being overly-ambitious as I am, I decided I'd try it in my mouth, too.
Only, I couldn't stop talking. Oh, and that gag reflex. So I would often come up, ask him how it was, and then my jaw would get sore, and I'd go back to the hand switchage. This was going alright, except he was so quiet! His eyes were closed, and there some little "mmm" expression going on here, but... I know it's not an excuse, but sometimes I get nervous and need to fill the silence.
And then, for some godawful reason, the motion I was doing started reminding me of that tune... you know, the circus type one, like the monkeys dancing in a circle? I don't know how to write it out, but it was pretty funny. Of course, funny does not always equal hawt, and I can't blame him for not... you know.
So, eventually, I was getting real tired, and I'd been at this 45 minutes, so I called it a night.
And that was the closest I've ever come to sex. Exciting, innit? XP