Wow, and I thought the last part tried to kick my ass. Lots of thanks go to obsession_inc  for discussions which ended up incorporated into the fic, jadefire88  for plot guruing, and besyd  for great beta.

This part ended up quite long, but it didn't make sense story-wise to cut it into two. So... previous parts here.

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Pepper considered the eclectic facade and merrily lit ( Read more... )

So, yeah. More Iron Man crackfic, spawned last night in the comment threads of another crack fic. This is all I have so far, but needless to say, Tony and Pepper have managed to get hitched in Vegas, only Tony doesn't remember. Got it?

Please feel free to pick up the story and continue it, because I think I'm too chicken (or possibly too ( Read more... )

Let's call it, Tony Stark Seeks Help, Finally.

"Mr. Stark, I don't know where you got my name, but I assure you, I've retired. I--"

"Let's just say I got it from a loyal fan of yours, Dr. Oatman. And my assistant bought me I Killed Who? and left it on my desk, with your name circled in red, so I figured what the hell?"

"But as I was saying, I retired. ( Read more... )

Yeah, the crack. I'm sure I could go on and develop it more, but this is what came out.

"So, Mr. Stark. How did that make you feel?"

Tony shifted in the too-plush easy chair, picking at a scab across one knuckle. "How did what make me who?"

The bespectacled man seated in the chair opposite just smiled his freakishly calm smile. "How did your ( Read more... )

This one tried to kick my ass. Thanks to 
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Okay. It's amazing how many of the ideas I was discussing in a thread of doom with
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No, I'm not insanely prolific. I just forgot to post this here, I already posted it on the IM comms awhile ago. I thought the previous part was going to be a one-off, but then they wouldn't let me alone, and this was born. And now there are drafts for more. Gah. IM has totally eaten my brain, if you hadn't already figured that out.

Sentinel

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So, I was going to wait until tomorrow to post this, and hey, it's already tomorrow, so what the heck.  Thanks go to 
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IM drabble the first turned into a ficlet, for
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