Comments | amonitrate: More crack fic, with added crossover.

amonitrate

More crack fic, with added crossover.

Jun 08, 2008 19:06

Let's call it, Tony Stark Seeks Help, Finally.

"Mr. Stark, I don't know where you got my name, but I assure you, I've retired. I--"

"Let's just say I got it from a loyal fan of yours, Dr. Oatman. And my assistant bought me I Killed Who? and left it on my desk, with your name circled in red, so I figured what the hell?"

"But as I was saying, I retired. ( Read more... )

fic:grosse_point_blank, crack, fic:iron_man, crossovers

Comments 22

quigonejinn June 8 2008, 23:12:12 UTC

Only thing better than amonitrate writing totally awesome stuff? amonitrate writing TOTALLY AWESOME CRACK. AHLDKJG:LDKf. Yes. Tony would not take, "I'm retired!" very well, would he? I don't think he even understands the idea.

amonitrate June 8 2008, 23:14:03 UTC

the crack, it is running strong today. I was going to try to work on serious fic, but nooooo. That little feedback from ff.net has awakened the evil demon who lives in my head and feeds on crack.

No, retired isn't in Tony's vocabulary.

After all, did Dad ever retire? Nope.

obsession_inc June 9 2008, 02:17:59 UTC

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. It's a purely platonic love that is because you are referencing MARTIN BLANK and so apparently Tony knows him and OF COURSE HE WOULD and now I am just sitting here, stunned at the obviousness of this and how neither Martin nor Tony would take the retirement thing seriously and HAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Tony. And the bit about Pepper's prim little smile.

God, this is exactly what he'd do, isn't it? He wouldn't want to walk into something like this where he's feeling like he doesn't have power in the situation. He'd assert power by doing something like this. TONY, YOU MAGNIFICENT JACKASS.

Seriously, WRITE MORE OF THIS. I am cracking up so hard.

amonitrate June 9 2008, 02:22:38 UTC

I have a whole backstory, inspired by quigonejinn, where SHIELD told him he had to talk to somebody, and he said fine, as long as I get to pick who, and so he picks poor Dr. Oatman, his old buddy Martin's ex-therapist.

gabby_silang June 9 2008, 02:47:24 UTC

...YES. YES, PLEASE.

AND AT SOME POINT HIM AND MARTIN DO LUNCH, WITH A SILENT COMPETITION BETWEEN THEIR BIG SUNGLASSES.

amonitrate June 9 2008, 02:52:03 UTC

AND MARCELLA AND PEPPER COMMISSERATE.

wh00ps June 9 2008, 03:05:24 UTC

"Oh god," Oatman moans. "So what, now, if I turn you down you're going to come here with your robotic suit and, what? Blow up my house?"

loh;xfljhefa;lgselkjlkYESYESYESYES.

amonitrate June 9 2008, 03:06:46 UTC

THE CRACK IT HAS AWAKENED.

I never knew I was harboring so much of it. It won't stop.

wh00ps June 9 2008, 03:14:14 UTC

WHERE IS MY FICLET?!

(just joking. I counted and I still owe people 7 fics.)

amonitrate June 9 2008, 03:15:42 UTC

your ficlet got eaten first by perfectly decent serious fic, then by perfectly ridiculous crack fic.

but it may work its way into the story about Tony and Pepper getting hitched in Vegas.

oh yeah, totally. That's going to be in there for sure.

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dswdiane June 9 2008, 03:39:54 UTC

Fun. I love GPB and all about it especially the soundtrack which I think I shall put in my CD player right now to honor your crack!fic.

Hugs.