More crack fic, with added crossover.

[amonitrate]

Let's call it, Tony Stark Seeks Help, Finally.

"Mr. Stark, I don't know where you got my name, but I assure you, I've retired. I--"

"Let's just say I got it from a loyal fan of yours, Dr. Oatman. And my assistant bought me I Killed Who? and left it on my desk, with your name circled in red, so I figured what the hell?"

"But as I was saying, I retired.

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[wh00ps]

"Oh god," Oatman moans. "So what, now, if I turn you down you're going to come here with your robotic suit and, what? Blow up my house?"

loh;xfljhefa;lgselkjlkYESYESYESYES.

[amonitrate]

THE CRACK IT HAS AWAKENED.

I never knew I was harboring so much of it. It won't stop.

[wh00ps]

WHERE IS MY FICLET?!

(just joking. I counted and I still owe people 7 fics.)

[amonitrate]

your ficlet got eaten first by perfectly decent serious fic, then by perfectly ridiculous crack fic.

but it may work its way into the story about Tony and Pepper getting hitched in Vegas.

oh yeah, totally. That's going to be in there for sure.

[wh00ps]

LOL

[amonitrate]

you think i'm joking...

http://amonitrate.livejournal.com/303114.html?thread=1521418#t1521418

[wh00ps]

AWESOMESAUCE.