know that i will go
through all this and manage to
get rid of a lot

but gave me the most
courteous pelvic exam
i've ever seen and

--I edited out the HTML because it didn't make the cute little meme boxes, but there's the haiku anyway. It's from http://memes.angrygoats.net

I had to hit reload a lot ( Read more... )

About time I put a new entry up, and I didn't even have to bleed from uncomfortable places to feel compelled to do it.

I'm moving again, for anyone who hasn't gotten the memo yet. This really is on a ~1.5 yr schedule but ah well, I don't mind so much. I am moving to San Francisco with my concubine Jacob (god knows what he's going to have to bleed ( Read more... )

TMI post of the medical variety, in which I vent ( Read more... )

I have been banging my feet and toes into shit all night, more than once one of those stubs where you bang your toe into the concrete and then scrape it along (flip flops want to kill me). It culminated with me tripping on the stairs up the house and dropping all of the food, screaming at the heavens, and kicking a stray pickle. I CANNOT WALK. And ( Read more... )

Oh man. Today at work I learned that coca cola is a birth control device (Seriously, that shit does EVERYTHING). My co-worker's cousin used it for 20 years and never had a child. I asked if the lady ever received feedback from her lovers as to a strange taste or texture, but my co-worker has not an inquiring mind when it comes to such things. I ( Read more... )

Which I was told I ought to blog about ( Read more... )

Started the $10/hr warehouse job, if I could have headphones it would be fucking ideal. I can't on account of wussits, haylifts for warehouses. FORKlifts. Yes. They'll kill you. Luka points out that I can ask if I can just wear one, I will inquire tomorrow. But yes, it is very mellow. Except from some lite proselytizing it has been quite enjoyable ( Read more... )

Cats + Laser pointers = current theory on where the fairies went ( Read more... )

This happened a few weeks ago, apologies to those who've heard me tell this before ( Read more... )

An interesting indication as to one's standards of appearance and personal hygiene is when you do your two weeks' worth of laundry, and it is composed of fourteen pairs of socks, fourteen pairs of underwear, three shirts, and two pairs of pants ( Read more... )