SUR LA PLAAAAAGE, SUR LAS PLAAAAAGE...mumble mumble something something EVERYONE SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING!
Haaahahahaaahaha. I RUIN EVERYTHING.
AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE MY NAME THERE! YOU ARE DISOWNED! DISOWNED!
I suppose I should feel grateful. I once got into an argument with ginmar, and I think half of her ranting was about how I was a man, and I should shut the hell up, and then I realised that she thought my name was ARMAND.
I was CLEARLY channeling ask_captainjack. CLEARLY.
Also Armand could be your super-secret French resistance name if you ever end up in Occuptation-era France. That's totally a contingency you should plan for RIGHT NOW. (Nobody expects the French Resistance, etc.!)
LE SIGH. I was thinking about this, and I am fairly sure that if Jack answers this email, it will be with a big long diatribe about how in the 51st century no one really expects to be called by their name, and that he WAS NEVER CALLED BY HIS NAME, AND THAT IS WHY HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE THAT WE CALL HIM JACK
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OMG! I knew Roberto would be in the movie, but I didn't know Jude is Watson! Hottest Watson EVER! I've always pictured Watson like a fat sneaky guy (with Dumbledore glasses. Why?). That cast person has a hell of a better imagination.
Also, if you write a book of poems inspired by that pen, I will so buy it.
DUDE. You should seriously have a TV show. Or... Youtube videos. Seriously.
You should go watch the trailer. Watson is badass.
I should write a book of poems. I'll call it, "Ya'll think I'm sane, and shit."
OMG NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY SCREECHY VOICE ON YOUTUBE. I sound like R2-D2 in a blender. Okay, maybe that would go over well on youtube. But then no one would have the chance to misinterpret what I say and get all huffy! My sarchasm would be bridged! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN FOR GRATE LULZ.
OMG I WANT THAT BOOK NOW! And, if you want to make it like post-modern and cult and all that, you could call it just ',AND SHIT', with the comma.
Know what you could do? Get yourself a puppet and be like that Achmed guy. Maybe a R2-D2 puppet, talking about random amenities. I'm pretty sure you could make those directions to use medicine sound like DA SHIT. And I'd make T-shirts and icons of your holy AWESOMENESS.
I was having a stupid day, and decided to catch up on what that spicy trollop ask_captainjack has been up to. You made me laugh and guffaw in an undignified fashion. Had I a cat, it surely would have looked it me as if I snorted a watermelon out of my nose. As I don't have a cat...uh, nothing happened. But it was entertaining nonetheless.
So...thanks. And stuff.
And it looks like you know my friend phinnia, too. SPLENDID. Hey, I don't get around as much on lj as I used to since I'm spending most of my free online time cheating on it with twitter (SHH), but would you mind if I friended you for the lolz and whatnot?
I am sorry that I caused you bodily pain, my friend! We shall totes friend each other, and i even have all my shots, so it's okay! I have a Twitter too, but I suck at it. My thumbnails need to be trimmed! QWERTY phone keypad FTL!
Reading a_cj is my go-to "I should really be making something but I'm grumpy and stalling but not enough to go downstairs and play Civ" activity. It's nice to see people I know on there, too, bringing the funny. Like gizmometer. And now you. WIN.
WORTH THE WATERMELON-INDUCED PAIN. FR SRS.
You don't have to only use your phone for Twitter! There are other magical and enabling softwarez that people have made for timewastingkeeping up with friends. Like Tweetie! And Tweetdeck!
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First the TW Finale, now this. I had not heard this musical number before and NOW IT IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
Why, in the name of fluorescent pink board shorts, WHY?
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Haaahahahaaahaha. I RUIN EVERYTHING.
AND DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE MY NAME THERE! YOU ARE DISOWNED! DISOWNED!
I suppose I should feel grateful. I once got into an argument with ginmar, and I think half of her ranting was about how I was a man, and I should shut the hell up, and then I realised that she thought my name was ARMAND.
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Also Armand could be your super-secret French resistance name if you ever end up in Occuptation-era France. That's totally a contingency you should plan for RIGHT NOW. (Nobody expects the French Resistance, etc.!)
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The only time I've seen Shakespeare writing he was, you know, possessed by a witch's spell. So I don't know how he did it either.
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Jack will answer my letter with a long thing about pandas, because I mentioned them in the letter.
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And hey I read uh uh um a ficlet with the dinosaur and her panda...by the newest TWU kid. It is lovely fun.
Pandas rule! And no doubt you are right. We should take bets.
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Also, if you write a book of poems inspired by that pen, I will so buy it.
DUDE. You should seriously have a TV show. Or... Youtube videos. Seriously.
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I should write a book of poems. I'll call it, "Ya'll think I'm sane, and shit."
OMG NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR MY SCREECHY VOICE ON YOUTUBE. I sound like R2-D2 in a blender. Okay, maybe that would go over well on youtube. But then no one would have the chance to misinterpret what I say and get all huffy! My sarchasm would be bridged! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN FOR GRATE LULZ.
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Know what you could do? Get yourself a puppet and be like that Achmed guy. Maybe a R2-D2 puppet, talking about random amenities. I'm pretty sure you could make those directions to use medicine sound like DA SHIT. And I'd make T-shirts and icons of your holy AWESOMENESS.
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Hahahaha. I have a Lambchop puppet. I should...oh dear.
You are a bad person.
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So...thanks. And stuff.
And it looks like you know my friend phinnia, too. SPLENDID. Hey, I don't get around as much on lj as I used to since I'm spending most of my free online time cheating on it with twitter (SHH), but would you mind if I friended you for the lolz and whatnot?
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I am sorry that I caused you bodily pain, my friend! We shall totes friend each other, and i even have all my shots, so it's okay! I have a Twitter too, but I suck at it. My thumbnails need to be trimmed! QWERTY phone keypad FTL!
See you around!
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WORTH THE WATERMELON-INDUCED PAIN. FR SRS.
You don't have to only use your phone for Twitter! There are other magical and enabling softwarez that people have made for timewastingkeeping up with friends. Like Tweetie! And Tweetdeck!
These are the things I know.
::doffs cap::
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Dude, the socks are having a LOL off in Ianto's journal as we speak! It is EPIC WIN.
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