I was having a stupid day, and decided to catch up on what that spicy trollop ask_captainjack has been up to. You made me laugh and guffaw in an undignified fashion. Had I a cat, it surely would have looked it me as if I snorted a watermelon out of my nose. As I don't have a cat...uh, nothing happened. But it was entertaining nonetheless.
So...thanks. And stuff.
And it looks like you know my friend phinnia, too. SPLENDID. Hey, I don't get around as much on lj as I used to since I'm spending most of my free online time cheating on it with twitter (SHH), but would you mind if I friended you for the lolz and whatnot?
I am sorry that I caused you bodily pain, my friend! We shall totes friend each other, and i even have all my shots, so it's okay! I have a Twitter too, but I suck at it. My thumbnails need to be trimmed! QWERTY phone keypad FTL!
Reading a_cj is my go-to "I should really be making something but I'm grumpy and stalling but not enough to go downstairs and play Civ" activity. It's nice to see people I know on there, too, bringing the funny. Like gizmometer. And now you. WIN.
WORTH THE WATERMELON-INDUCED PAIN. FR SRS.
You don't have to only use your phone for Twitter! There are other magical and enabling softwarez that people have made for timewastingkeeping up with friends. Like Tweetie! And Tweetdeck!
That was illuminating, like an interactive fanfic where you have to click "expand" every twenty seconds! Totes worth the hurrying I'm going to have to do to get tonight's work done.
(I will eat your cherry-laden fruit cup. Which sounds like a pick-up line, now that I type it.)
I can hear Bertie demanding a Weevil's Fruit Cup "right now, Jeeves! I hear they're very 'tres chic' amongst the poets these days!" The reply: "But sir has eaten already. Wouldn't sir enjoy instead a lemon ice before he goes out to the theatre tonight?"
"Dash it all, Jeeves! If I do not have one of those delightful Weevil's Fruit Cups right away, there will be a harsh amount of mocking insults hurled at me at the club tomorrow! And I can't have that, can I Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Then I should think you'd better scurry on out and fetch me one of them, don't you?"
"Yes, sir. I shall endeavor to do so."
Then there'd be a bunch of hijinx involving Aunt Agatha, an umbrella, and a missing set of luggage, and the episode would wrap up with Wooster exclaiming, "Well, Jeeves. I guess we've learned to beware the proffered provender of a Weevil, haven't we Jeeves?"
And Jeeves will reply, "Yes, sir."
See? It's almost like you watched an episode right there.
HA. MERCI. I promise; if I ever think of anything funny to add to the conversation, and I'm not feeling guilty about not working at all the previous day, I'll join in. As it is right now, my bon-mots-and-crack have been spent for the night. MUST MAKE MEDIEVAL SHIT. Or baby jesus will cry his fool head off. :)
BTW, next time you're on Twitter, I'm @mydwynter there. Sometimes the aforementioned bon-mots-and-crack spill out in handy-snack-sized 140-char (or 280-char) pieces. Or we have an accidental meeting of the Nerdy and Pervy club.
So...thanks. And stuff.
And it looks like you know my friend phinnia, too. SPLENDID. Hey, I don't get around as much on lj as I used to since I'm spending most of my free online time cheating on it with twitter (SHH), but would you mind if I friended you for the lolz and whatnot?
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I am sorry that I caused you bodily pain, my friend! We shall totes friend each other, and i even have all my shots, so it's okay! I have a Twitter too, but I suck at it. My thumbnails need to be trimmed! QWERTY phone keypad FTL!
See you around!
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WORTH THE WATERMELON-INDUCED PAIN. FR SRS.
You don't have to only use your phone for Twitter! There are other magical and enabling softwarez that people have made for timewastingkeeping up with friends. Like Tweetie! And Tweetdeck!
These are the things I know.
::doffs cap::
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Dude, the socks are having a LOL off in Ianto's journal as we speak! It is EPIC WIN.
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::looks at lj::
::looks at pile of fabric::
::looks at lj::
::looks at pile of fabric::
OH FUCK IT.
::goes to Ianto's journal::
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THERE'S A PLOT TWIST AND SHIT.
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(I will eat your cherry-laden fruit cup. Which sounds like a pick-up line, now that I type it.)
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"'Ware the proffered provender of a Weevil, sir."
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"Dash it all, Jeeves! If I do not have one of those delightful Weevil's Fruit Cups right away, there will be a harsh amount of mocking insults hurled at me at the club tomorrow! And I can't have that, can I Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Then I should think you'd better scurry on out and fetch me one of them, don't you?"
"Yes, sir. I shall endeavor to do so."
Then there'd be a bunch of hijinx involving Aunt Agatha, an umbrella, and a missing set of luggage, and the episode would wrap up with Wooster exclaiming, "Well, Jeeves. I guess we've learned to beware the proffered provender of a Weevil, haven't we Jeeves?"
And Jeeves will reply, "Yes, sir."
See? It's almost like you watched an episode right there.
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BTW, next time you're on Twitter, I'm @mydwynter there. Sometimes the aforementioned bon-mots-and-crack spill out in handy-snack-sized 140-char (or 280-char) pieces. Or we have an accidental meeting of the Nerdy and Pervy club.
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