[the post opens with a loud clang, as if the communicator had banged hard into a wall - which, in the confusion of Facilier trying to GET OUT OF THERE RUN RUN NOW OH GOD, is exactly what happened. There's the sound of screaming as everyone's miscellaneous phobias manifest, and then Facilier's voice comes through clearest.]

Get away, you're not ( Read more... )

[OOC: Backdated to after his conversation with Beatty.]

[Private to Cissie]
Evening. You Beatty's warden?

I'm thinkin' you should see this.

Well, belatedly, that was a fine little adventure.

An' all these bugs suddenly hopping 'round my room would've been more useful when I was

wait a second that'sAnyone mind tellin' me who's been kicking at my door ( Read more... )

...all right, whoever is pullin' the strings an' decided this was funny?

It's NOT.

[ooc: Facilier can understand and be understood by all, as per his canon rules, so go to town. Also I have decided he's hallucinogenic. For great lulz.]

This one could've been a whole lot worse. Good thing I'm not stupid enough to let everything out once we're chums. (You're still a pompous waste of skin, Crane, you've just got the added excuse of bein' out of your mind ( Read more... )

[now that he knows how to work it, the video flicks on and a VERY pissed-looking Facilier is sitting there glowering at the camera. he may be slightly tipsy from a bout of drinking on deck when the events of the seance were done ( Read more... )

[there's a few screams and shouts over the feed, and a sound like someone is practically overturning the furniture. after a few minutes of this, the noise settles but there's still the sound of panting. then the video turns on to Facilier's panicked face]

All right, screw the memory loss, anyone else's room haunted[some fumbling with the journal ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen!

Seems we've got some spectators to our humble abode - and I've gotta say, I am fond of a good change of scenery. Cleanses the palate, it's good for you. Now if I were a gambling man, though I avoid such unbecoming behaviors, I'd stake a solid bet that y'all are just as confused as we are. And that's a sad state of affairs ( Read more... )

...Kids talk too much.

And they're nosy but they don't ask the right questions.

[private to Bela]
Never did thank you after the port. But Rider-Waite? What am I, an amateur?

Just messin' with you, it's perfect.

[there's some shuffling around and turning the recorder on and off before Facilier finally gets it to work. he also has quite the little mouth on him for a nine year old.]

...Hello? This thing workin'?

Moma? Papa?I don't know why everyone's sayin' this is a spaceship. A barge is a riverboat, ain't it? I've never been on a riverboat - 'cept ( Read more... )