006 .. you know what this day needs? tourist-baiting!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Seems we've got some spectators to our humble abode - and I've gotta say, I am fond of a good change of scenery. Cleanses the palate, it's good for you. Now if I were a gambling man, though I avoid such unbecoming behaviors, I'd stake a solid bet that y'all are just as confused as we are. And that's a sad state of affairs, so allow me to offer my most humble assistance.
I'm known as Dr. Facilier, and through terrible hardship I've collected the kind of wisdom a man earns when he's seen the face of spirits, gone beyond the grave and between worlds. Not only can I give you, as point of fact, information on one of the frightening possibilities that await a man past his mortal coil - but as a master of the cards I can read your very own future from this powerful spot, poised between the worlds. (Ley lines, music of the spheres, it's all prime real estate, y'see.)
Now, I'm gonna level with you, such opportunities don't come for free. But I'm gonna leave the ball square in your court. Money ain't of much use to the departed, but a man's more than the weight of his purse, ain't he? I'll take only the best offers of goods, services, and your own unique magical talents. I'm sure I'll find something I can use.
[ooc: Out to lunch in about 30, so will be slow at that time, but after that Facilier is a huckster of the people today.]
Seems we've got some spectators to our humble abode - and I've gotta say, I am fond of a good change of scenery. Cleanses the palate, it's good for you. Now if I were a gambling man, though I avoid such unbecoming behaviors, I'd stake a solid bet that y'all are just as confused as we are. And that's a sad state of affairs, so allow me to offer my most humble assistance.
I'm known as Dr. Facilier, and through terrible hardship I've collected the kind of wisdom a man earns when he's seen the face of spirits, gone beyond the grave and between worlds. Not only can I give you, as point of fact, information on one of the frightening possibilities that await a man past his mortal coil - but as a master of the cards I can read your very own future from this powerful spot, poised between the worlds. (Ley lines, music of the spheres, it's all prime real estate, y'see.)
Now, I'm gonna level with you, such opportunities don't come for free. But I'm gonna leave the ball square in your court. Money ain't of much use to the departed, but a man's more than the weight of his purse, ain't he? I'll take only the best offers of goods, services, and your own unique magical talents. I'm sure I'll find something I can use.
[ooc: Out to lunch in about 30, so will be slow at that time, but after that Facilier is a huckster of the people today.]