Well, if ports are all like this I can't imagine why anyone'd be upset about them, what with the identity theft and the creative new ways to die. Not to mention I haven't been in the hoosegow since my twenties.

Bela, you run a fine business. And remind me never to get on your bad side.

Admiral, you've got no business bein' behind a wheel.

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You know, I'm sure understanding cats like yourselves mean well when you say you're gonna "reform" me, but you've gotta be mistaken. I'm just your average, everyday fortune-teller making my way in the Crescent City - you know the type, there's half a dozen of us out there any given day. Tell you the truth, friends, it keeps the pickings a little ( Read more... )

( I don't reveal my secrets, might not always tell the truth... )