011 .. time to backslide!

[amagicalmystery]

Well, belatedly, that was a fine little adventure.

An' all these bugs suddenly hopping 'round my room would've been more useful when I was

wait a second that'sAnyone mind tellin' me who's been kicking at my door

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[happinessboys]

I thought you might notice. Pity. Not my best work.

[amagicalmystery]

...you?

What in the - why?

Honesty means that he's totally cracked....

[happinessboys]

I was doing my job.

Insanity = instant plotty awesome :D

[amagicalmystery]

You're a fireman.

Were you gonna burn it down next?

WEWT

[happinessboys]

Certainly not. I doubt your room is fireproof. No, no. I suspected books.

[amagicalmystery]

...well yeah. They ain't illegal here and no one cares but you.

Your warden know you're peeping at keyholes yet?

[happinessboys]

She is very well aware of what happened.

[amagicalmystery]

So what were you gonna do when you found these not-illegal books that we all have full access to because the Barge has an entire library?

[happinessboys]

My job.

[amagicalmystery]

And what's your job?

[happinessboys]

I'm the Fire Chief. Burning the books is the only way for society to thrive.

[amagicalmystery]

You said you weren't gonna -

Son of a... You've finally snapped, haven't you?

[happinessboys]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I am quite in my right mind.

[amagicalmystery]

Yep. The calm an' collected go around bein' cryptic and performing vandalism and destroying things based on imaginary laws that don't apply here all the time.

[happinessboys]

Would you rather I lied? Or become hysterical? I am simply stating fact.

It won't matter much soon anyway.

[amagicalmystery]

You're not stating anything. You're not making any damn sense.

What are you going to do?