Dice Random Legacy 4.2
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Welcome back! Last time, Luna Jr. built herself a nice little lodge and started a bartending career shortly before she hooked up with high school sweetheart Kristi and pushed out Jurek and Cambrea, whose traits I forgot. Then Kristi went and married somebody else.
Here's the kids, in a newly expanded house! Jurek is now a Hydrophobic, Snobby Loner, and Cambrea is Brave and Excitable.
And here's Cole because he's Cole. I MISS YOU COLE
Jurek: 'Scuse me? I'm ruling here.
Jurek's starting to nurse some delusions of grandeur, methinks.
Pshh boy has a fohawk that ain't happening
At first I was very confused, but I looked at his moodlets and realized that he'd seen a werewolf transform across the street from City Hall over there. Then I was even more confused as to why he ran across the bridge before fainting, but I realized, you know what? Running the hell away before you fall prone is not actually that bad of an idea.
He came home from school like this on his second day.
Luna II: Baby, uh, did you go skatebarding in a grease trap?
Jurek: *shifty eyes* ...nooooo?
Luna, why did you just pee yourself twice in a row at the sight of a werewolf? Your dad, sister, nephew and brother are werewolves. Fuck that, HOW did you pee yourself twice in a row?
Powered. By. The. LHC.
A new standard in annual snuggly house pictures~
Luna II: Your glory! I bring news from the hold of Bedroomia. The people cry out for tidiness where there is none!
Jurek: Ugh. Fools! Start rationing their bread so they can focus on things more important than a mess.
Luna II: The Queen Mother says no, go set an example and tidy it.
Jurek: Damn! I knew I shouldn't have awarded regency to you!
A big one? Yeah, especially when you're ALREADY GRANDPARENTS.
What is it with Dice dudes and an inability to form stable relationships?
Locke invited Luna over, so I took it as an opportunity for the kids to meet their extended family... while I fulfilled a little wish Luna rolled earlier.
Luna II: C'mon, Orson! I wanna be immortal and spooky and glowy!
Orson: ...And?
Luna II: *sigh* AND you make it look so sexy.
Orson: Hmm, well, you have a point. But I mean, you weren't born into it. How do I know you won't be an embarassment to our kind?
Luna II: 'Cause I've been practicing in mirrors! BLEH! See?
Orson: I guess that's not too bad. Fine, I'll turn you.
Luna II: YES YES YES DO IT NOW!
Orson: *NOM*
Luna II: Ohhhh gross I never considered how fucking WEIRD this would feel
Orson: Okay, all done.
Luna II: Whoa. I think it's kicking in.
Orson: No, that's just blood loss. You won't actually gain any powers for a few days.
Luna II: Whatever, man. I speak bat now.
*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PICTURES! They're gone D: At least it still counts because the three that are left all include each heir so far?
Kristi's still around, by the by. She even invited Luna over to her family's home while her wife was away.
Luna made the obvious assumption.
It was correct... and there were jingles. :D
That night, this message popped up, but there was no dramatic transformation... guess Preggy here can't metamorphose. Yet.
On the other hand, last pregnancy of the generation.
This is me being artsy LOOK AT MY ARTSY much beautiful
Wait... Clifford Wolff? Why does that ring a bell? Hmm.
Jurek's first-ever snowman was a rather Grim one. Buddy, just 'cause your namesake's a graverobber... man I really wanna post the drawings I made of all the namesake characters 'cause the characters are bitchin but then again the drawings really aren't
Not creepy at all.
Nooot at all.
Your name is Jurek, not Calvin. Knock it off.
Or, uh, don't. Sure. Still not creepy.
HEY. STOP BOOZING UP LITTLE MALACHI/SHALANAY.
Cambrea: If I had a ghost mommy, maybe she could've given me incorporeality training so I wouldn't be physically occupying the same space as my poopoo. D:
Luna II: Ohhhh fuck I hate this part
Jurek: *runs in and SCREECHES THE SCREECH OF THE DAMNED*
Luna II: No, wait, now this is the part that I hate.
Yup, it's a boy! Named after my friend's absurdly powerful dwarf barbarian, so OMG THOSE TRAITS
He momentarily turned pink, but that corrected itself.
Okay. So. Uh. So far all the kids have rolled traits that I would TOTALLY give to their namesakes. My game is starting to freak me out.
OH MY GOD WHAT
YES
FUCKING YES, GAME
Bonus: he's kind of adorable.
She dumped him the next day. Orson, are you afraid of vaginas? Is that what's going on?
Luna II: I don't think it took. Bite me again.
Orson: *sigh* Fiiine.
Darrell: Y'know, he's not going to marry you for this.
Luna II: I'M HIS SISTER, YOU SICK FUCK
Luna II: Oh, spare me the drama.
Jurek's traits be damned! He's autonomously the BEST BIG BRO EVARRR. Which means...
Luna II: Back on the job, motherfuckers.
YAY I FOUND THE PICTURES!! They were in the Family Inventory. I feel derpy now.
Luna II: Wait, what's - is this the weirdest period ever, or -
Luna II: *horror henshen sequence*
Malachi: *burbles approvingly*
She's kind of adorable for a vampire.
Malachi drops the cute.
Cambrea: Hey. Any demons, dragons or evil outsiders under my bed tonight?
Cambrea: OH TO HELL WITH THIS
So she took the always-best option of bunking with Mommy.
Cambrea: I'll be safe as houses with a badass vampire here to fight the monsters!
She's also developing the same misplaced egotism that Jurek had.
Cambrea: Silence! Fetch the headsman! He'll have blisters by the time I'm through with all this democracy nonsense.
I'm almost tempted to send Jurek to university just so he can suffer the smelliness of seven non-snobby youths.
Then Jurek went to his first prom!
These two are bonding so well, it's infuriating. WHERE ARE MY NOOGIES.
After that cap, unfortunately, I went to work and left my game running... at which point, a certain beloved of mine threw a blanket on my keyboard, unpausing the game and meaning that the next two days played out with no supervision whatsoever. So...
Here's Cambrea's still uncannily paladin-like traits.
And Cambrea as teen.
Wait. WAIT. I FIGURED IT OUT.
Clifford Wolff's name rang a bell because INCEST. Well, then there's that whole thing where half of all marriages in history have been between people who were second cousins or closer, BUT STILL INCEST. Also hey look his sister is one of Aegon's exes OH GOD WAIT WHERE ISN'T THERE INCEST
Not here. MARRY HER
This is Talia, the girl that Jurek was sweet on at prom. Kinda cute in a dorky way.
Jurek: So. Prom?
Talia: Prom. Tonight?
Jurek: Yeah, kinda short notice. Do you -
Talia: YES
Hilariously, somebody called up to ask Cambrea while Jurek was asking Talia.
Mandy: HEY I HEARD YOU'RE A TEEN NOW LET'S DATE
Ha. Haha. I get it. 'Cause you're a ghost and you don't show up in pictures. Ha.
(She didn't show up.)
Here's the girl that asked Cambrea out, and she is ADORABLE.
*cackles*
omg awwwww
AWWWW now marry 'er
Cambrea won prom.
Cole: Cover your eyes, kid. This is gonna get nasty.
...and they DID NOT BREAK UP THIS TIME
The irony burns almost as much as the fire.
Cambrea, just as her namesake would do, rolled out of bed, put out the fire, and went straight back to bed. Welllll her namesake would have shouted something about her warrior goddess and smacked the fire with a longsword first
Yup, still perfect.
Jurek: No, aunt Abbey, I'm not going out with you while Orson's having his broody night.
Yo, if you feel a sort of kinship with Cambrea, that may be because she's your GREAT-NIECE, ASSHOLE. what is with my games and incest god damn
Cambrea has begun a rebellious phase... by spending the day at the library instead of school. So edgy.
But that's all for now! What's Luna's take on truancy? Where's her relationship with Kristi going? How cute is Jurek, honestly? We'll see... next time!
84 .PNGs and a .GIF. Swearing, sexual themes, a lot of nerding out.