Is it better to keep my thoughts to myself or let you all hear what I'm actually thinking? Very often, I wish I could type it all out... but I'm uncertain whether that would be a wise idea or not.

Last night, in my dreams, I figured out how Lady Gaga gets her melodic ideas for her songs. It's very simple, actually. First, what she does is finds two children. Then, she ties them up on their backs and places a pillow over their chests. Next, she uses a pulley contraption to raise two bricks over the children's bellies. Finally, this is ( Read more... )

Can any of you remember back to the times before you learned the days of the week? I actually vaguely remember the day when I finally did learn the names of the days. My teacher in First Grade had made up alliterations to go with each day of the week. The only one that I remember now was that Thursday went with "thing," and there was a picture ( Read more... )

After many years of observation, I would finally like to point out a certain type of people whom I have respectfully labeled as "Indeeders." I'm almost positive that you've run into a person like this before ( Read more... )

You know what's stupid? Most leases for places to live end on May 31st but they begin on June 1st. This means you have to move all of your stuff out of your old place on the 31st but you can't move stuff into your new place until the next day on the 1st. I know some places are lenient on this and will let you move in early...however, there are ( Read more... )

It has been 23 years since the release of what the US knows as Super Mario Bros 2, and I think it's about time we're offered some sort of an explanation. What the hell is going on in that game? As we come to find out [SPOILER ALERT], Mario was dreaming the entire time. But why was he dreaming such a bizarre universe that has really nothing to do ( Read more... )

As I was driving down the highway today, I was greeted several times with warning signs telling me that there was a bump in the road. This got me thinking... if there's a bump in the road and someone had enough time to drive all the way out there to put a sign by it, why didn't they just fix the bump in the road? Are they just marking it so they ( Read more... )

As some of you may or may not know, I am planning to make a move back to Duluth, MN coming this summer. The main purpose of this move is to pursue some of the musical things that I want to do that I'm definitely not able to do whilst living in Eau Claire - mainly get more paying gigs, start an awesome vocal jazz group, and start recording things ( Read more... )

My livejournal is slowing drifting into the land of the forgotten. With the advent of thefacebook.com, I don't really need to type anything here anymore. All of my really quick thoughts that don't necessitate an entire livejournal post are remedied by a simple status update. Any long rambling that shoots through my brain is... well, I haven't ( Read more... )

They should really rename amazon.com to distraction.com ( Read more... )