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Attack of the Status Updates
Anne wonders if anyone else thinks the people wearing that "Snuggie" blanket in those commercials look like cult members ( Read more... ) -
Tweets I never tweeted
Anne...- recently walked by a bong left on the ground in a parking lot. Wow, somebody was bumming this morning...
- later found an opened condom in an alley. Hmm. Big night last night.
- has a muffin top. Boom chocka wow wow.
- gets klonked in the head with a lemon every time she walks to her car. Not joking.
- has been wanting to eat an entire bag of candy corn ( Read more... )
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Live blogging my life:
Anne, the other day:- is categorizing Quicken stuff from last year, and is nostalgic for the time when she was making big-ass deposits due to her staff job.
- is going to get this tax stuff done if it kills her! And it might!
- is at not-so-Tranny-these-days-Boy's house, looking through his video selections and struck by how irritated she ( Read more... )
- is categorizing Quicken stuff from last year, and is nostalgic for the time when she was making big-ass deposits due to her staff job.
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NOT a Twitter drive-by, just an incredible simulation
Lately obsessed with Twitter, Facebook status updates. Can't stop writing that way.
But miss LJ friends, and ridiculous # of developments since last update. See rundown:
- Broke up w/Tranny Boy, maybe 3 wks ago, feel fine. Sooo ready by time I did it - just too many things on "don't want THAT in a partner" list. Know it was for real this time ( Read more... )
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A Very Vegas Christmas
Earlier this week, I got a very spontaneous invitation to a Christmas party in Las Vegas. This weekend, I very spontaneously went ( Read more... ) -
Bullet Points of Bulemia (ie, Spewing What's Inside)
(After an attractive title like that, how can you not read?)- I just want to publicly confess something: specifically, the reason I don't check my friends list and/or respond to others' posts as often as would be friendly and/or sociable. It's not because I don't care (though I clearly am self-obsessed), it's because if I start reading my flist I can ( Read more... )
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Observation, plus Mom
1. Observation of the day: You can't eat buffalo mozzarella once it's fallen on the floor. You have to let it go.
2. Please enjoy another classic Mom email, received today. (ps: she works in a high school discipline office. They do silly things to relieve the tension): PS I am the princess of the week this week. I have a pink beaded necklace that ( Read more... ) -
Bullet-point update, plus Anti-Gravity Fish
- Thanks to everyone who responded to my request for intrepidness (aka, other-country traveling tips). All suggestions are being saved, processed and hopefully utilized as soon as I can possibly manage it. :) Then YOU will be regaled with pictures and tales, hopefully inspiring YOU to go out and regale us all with pictures and tales. It's the circle ( Read more... )
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Hippo Birdy Two Meese
Today's my birthday. ::blushes shyly::
The following things happened today, on my birthday, according to Wikipedia:- 1606 - Gunpowder Plot: Guy Fawkes is executed for his plotting against Parliament and James I of England.
- 1747 - The first venereal diseases clinic opens at London Lock Hospital.
- 1865 - American Civil War: Confederate General Robert E. ( Read more... )
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Chance of scattered blog post, 100%
Thoughts from today and last Monday, when I went shopping.- Burbank's cold snap changes history: Death Cab For Cutie calls it "inaccurately named" but today, in a powerful move to undo this...I actually put gloves my glove compartment.
- Practically all the bold-statement-making, 75-lb."knickknacks" sold at The Great Indoors would make excellent murder ( Read more... )