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[ahedonia]

Thoughts from today and last Monday, when I went shopping.

1. Burbank's cold snap changes history: Death Cab For Cutie calls it "inaccurately named" but today, in a powerful move to undo this...I actually put gloves my glove compartment.
2. Practically all the bold-statement-making, 75-lb."knickknacks" sold at The Great Indoors would make excellent murder

Comments

[e_ticket]

I vote for ringtones that are contextual to the caller. For instance, when these people call me, they all have different ringtones:

JASON: "Munumunuh" by the Muppets
BOBALOO: "Dirty Pop" by n*Sync
AN UNNAMED CO-WORKER: "American Idiot" by Green Day
MY NIECE: "The Girl U Want" by Devo
etc, etc.