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So sad to say...
I've found a new home. It's a lot nicer, better neighbors, bigger lawn. You know how it goes. Not that I didn't enjoy this place, but I'm getting a bigger place, that's all. I'll be back to move some furniture out.
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Roy Scheider, dead at 75. Not eaten by wolves.
Roy Scheider, best known for his portrayal of police chief Martin Brody, in the critically acclaimed horror movie Jaws, died on Sunday. He was 75 ( Read more... ) -
Allan is lazy.
Ok, obviously I've been lacking in the posting dept., but in my defense, it's snowing here in MD. If you're not from this state, you won't realize that this affects, EVRYTHING. Even blogging. You'd think this would be the opposite, that I'd have plenty a chance to sit and write about snow, or snow related events. Well I don't. All that consumes me ( Read more... ) -
Allan is professional, possibly more awesome.
So I got invited to "LinkedIn" today by one of my reps. From first glance, it seems to be some sort of grown-up MySpace, or facebook. But, since I've already got both of those down, I figured I might as well go for broke.
Apparently, I'm here http://www.linkedin.com/in/allanbadeker
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Allan finds new reason to sell his soul to television.
Contestants, ready?!
Gladiators, ready?!
Viewing public, ready?!
Yes. Yes we are. It was only two short months ago that me and my roommate Jon were sitting in our living room, nursing a hangover and watching American Gladiator reruns. At one point, one of us said to the other, “wouldn’t it be cool if they remade THIS show?” And so they did. And it ( Read more... ) -
Best. Site. Ever.
So I'm super sick today, and for some reason, still at work. I could've called out, but I've got work that really needs to be done. I know, I'm a trooper.
However, the one silver lining for today is that I came across one of my new absolute favorite sites, www.japanesebugfights.com. The content is as simple as the title. Random bugs in a cage, just ( Read more... ) -
Resolutions.
Well New Years has come and gone, and I bet you’re wondering what my resolutions are going to be. I’m going to let you in on a little secret, I don’t have any. I never keep them anyways.
I mean seriously, have you ever kept a single New Years resolution in your entire life? I’m betting that the chances are somewhere between, “No” and “I lied about ( Read more... ) -
It never got weird enough for me.
My roommate Jon, on Hunter S Thompson fans:
"Unless you're sitting at a bar with a towel full of ether, I won't think you're cool."
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Office Etiquette
Ok, here’s a new era. I promise to only use my blog for the powers of good. Also for amusing myself whenever I see fit. I can’t promise I’ll update regularly, but when I do, I’ll try to make it worthwhile.
So let’s talk about office etiquette. I’ve discovered that its commonplace in an office setting to say “Hello” to every Tom, Dick, and Susan ( ( Read more... ) -
Withdrawal Sucks.
Withdrawal sucks.
Some people get it from booze, cigarettes, heroin, milk? Sure, milk too. I get it from TV. Hi my name is Allan, and I'm an Office addict. It's gotten so bad that I find myself looking into, and shrugging at a non-existent camera I think is in my cubicle. I find myself wanting to go on a vampire hunting campaign, because one of ( Read more... )