Withdrawal Sucks.
Withdrawal sucks.
Some people get it from booze, cigarettes, heroin, milk? Sure, milk too. I get it from TV. Hi my name is Allan, and I'm an Office addict. It's gotten so bad that I find myself looking into, and shrugging at a non-existent camera I think is in my cubicle. I find myself wanting to go on a vampire hunting campaign, because one of the new administrative assistants wears black a lot, and we all know that vampires are fans of, you guessed it, BLACK MAGIC! Sometimes I want to sneak over to whoever's cubicle has the cell phone ring of "It's my life" by Bon Jovi, toss it up in to the ceiling, and call it for about 40min. I want to start a basketball game with the maintenance crews, and choose Brian from Auto sales, because he's tall, and tall people are ALWAYS good at basketball. I want to hold the STAR awards at Chili's and get kicked out. I want to hold a funeral for that dead bird that's been on the side of the air bridge for about a week now. I want SOMEONE in this office to be able to play a recorder, and have it ready within a moments notice. I want a party planning committee. I want to read a play that one of our directors, may or may not have written. But mostly, I want to have something to do every Thursday night. Thankfully though, the new season starts on my birthday, Sept. 27th. So happy birthday to me! And uh, happy....viewing....pleasure to everyone else.