*gets tired of being cooped up with his thoughts running nonstop in his head*

*can't believe he couldn't even manage to get himself decently killed*

*goes for a walk on the beach*

*finds the cupboard dreadfully boring*

*decides to spend some quality time with his little girl*

*♥*

So. I hear my marriage is in shambles and you know all about it. :D

ETA: *heads home in shock, looking for his HARLOT wife*

ETA: *storms to the temple fully armed and pounds on the doors, deja vu*

DAEMION!!!

Right. FAMILY. Your attention, please.

1. Yes, I did basically burn down Turgon and Elenwë's house.

2. In view of this fact, now that we're pretty much even, I will GIVE Turgon and Elenwë the money to buy a new house. Not LEND. GIVE.

3. Turgon and Elenwë are welcome to stay at mine until they find a new place. Just try to stay out of my ( Read more... )

Real Status of the House of Fingolfin the Great
Fingolfin - Home. Well-laid.
Anairë - Hopefully not knocked up.

Fingon - Gay and living in gay wedded bliss.
Maedhros - Fëanorian aka Possibly Worse than Gay. Also, gay.
Ereinion - Dead?
Ariel - Probably knocked up.
Canyo - Probably gay.

Turgon - HOMELESS. In the closet.
Elenwë - SOOTY. Dreaming ( Read more... )

*puts his house in order and takes his wife away for a seaside holiday*

*waits until she's sleeping one night, then dispatches a letter to his household staff with careful instructions to destroy it upon receipt*

*could really use a Mission: Impossible-style self-destructing tape right about now**a letter containing phrases such as 'grappling ( Read more... )

*has taken up temporary residence in a beach house far from swanfucker territory, where he can mope relax undisturbed*

*really misses his wife house, though*

*decides to send Anairë a letter*

( *is just a bloody romantic at heart* )

*stalks over to Aredhel's with a murderous glint in his eye*

ÍRISSË! I FEEL LIKE PULVERIZING YOUR BROTHER TODAY. WANT TO COME WATCH?

ETA: *goes back to the pub to get horribly drunk and stay there awhile as his daughter's apparently a lost cause ;_;*

*reads his bank statement*

...

HOLY FUCK. MY LIVES JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.

*sifts through the rest of the mail and comes upon some enlightening papers*

>:(

*dreams up elaborate plans for double murder*

If I've bought a house, I might as well have a look at it.

*hunts down the prey address*

*lets himself in*

*crawls out of bed and into the bathroom*

*looks in the mirror*

0_o

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE IN-CHARACTER?! NO WAY AM I THAT FUCKING BAD. OR DUMB.

ETA: *never mind; is back to being ( Read more... )

*smokes a cigar and does a crossword in his bathrobe*

*thinks the house has seemed a bit quiet lately*

:(