How is Arakáno II doing?

And what's happening with Nana's memorial?

Did you bring me back a present from your holiday, Findekáno?

((as ever, apologies for being scarce this past week))

Family status, how's the family status?

What have I missed? Family status, anyone?

I take it my father is still a dickhead and how's my mother and my little girl and my beautiful wife? Oh, yeah, and cravat-guy and his bird?

I further take it that Fingon's still the gayest gay to have ever gayed and Aredhel's as butch sturdy as ever? :D

Status of the House of Fingolfin the Prat
Ada: being taken to the cleaners!

Nana: taking Ada to the cleaners!
note: send that mortal lawyer of hers a large case of decent scotch.

Fingon: Still Gay. Possibly still in mourning over a chicken. :-?
maedhros: also still gay.
ariel: growing up fast. still fucking balrogs?
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Oh, for f-

Why couldn't you have just killed him?

Honestly, who does Nana one have to sleep with to get things done around here?

Right. Anyone with any grievances against Fingolfin the Asswipe, list them here, and then I'm going to kill the fucker. We can only hope that he comes back as a slug or something. Námo, anything you can do about that?

*goes out in the morning for a stroll*

*picks up the papers*

*feeds the ducks*

*goes home to his nice, oppulent...*

Pile of cinders?

Who burnt my fucking house down?!

Status of the House of Fingolfin the Prat
Ada: Away! Gone! Hopefully for good!

Nana: Away!

Fingon: Gay!
maedhros: also gay!
ereinion: quiet!
ariel: who knows!
canyo: carrying on the grand tradition of lusting after his cousin

Turgon: Wonderful!
elenwe: gorgeous!
idril: uhm, a prostitute?

earendil: wears cravats!
elwing: likes. birds?

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IF YOU KILL ME, I'LL ONLY COME BACK!!!

*saunters along the main street whistling and being altogether irritatingly cheerful*

Ada's an idiot, Nana has the patience of something very patient, Fingon's a gaylord, Aredhel's a bitch, all is right with the world!