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[turgonthewise]

What have I missed? Family status, anyone?

I take it my father is still a dickhead and how's my mother and my little girl and my beautiful wife? Oh, yeah, and cravat-guy and his bird?

I further take it that Fingon's still the gayest gay to have ever gayed and Aredhel's as butch sturdy as ever? :D

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[gil_estel]

I take it my father is still a dickhead

You have to ask? I have a name you know.

[turgonthewise]

You do have a name, but cravat-guy and Earendil are pretty synonymous in my mind now. :D

[gil_estel]

Why must you mock my existence? You realise how much you sound like your father sometimes, don't you?

You haven't seen Voronwe around have you?

[turgonthewise]

Because it's amusing and breaks the monotony? I'm not listeniiiiiiiiing!!

Uh. Not recently, no. I wonder how the language barrier is treating him here.

[tuor_huorion]

How come you never ask about me, Your Majestic Dad-in-law?

[turgonthewise]

Uhm. I apologise?

How are you, then... uh... dude?

[tuor_huorion]

Whoa. This is most unprecedented.

[turgonthewise]

*blinks*

It rather is, isn't it?

[noldorinprince]

Hey. I'm gay but exceedingly masculine. Probably not as masculine as Aredhel, though.

[turgonthewise]

Sure, Fingon, whatever gets you through the day. Very few people are. And I include hairy mortals in that assessment.

[golfins_missus]

Oh, hello sweetheart.

Listen... are you still up for being a character witness for me against your father? If so, we'll have to discuss what you're going to say and let Gimilkhad coach you.

[turgonthewise]

Certainly, count me in! It'll be fun!

Wow, you're pregnant!

[golfins_missus]

Yes. Yes I am. Quite pregnant.

[turgonthewise]

You're not going to pop now, are you?

[ladyaredhel]

If being butch means I can kick your ass with ease then most of the women in Aman are buthc.

[turgonthewise]

...

Lemme alone.

[ladyaredhel]

>:P

*ruffles your hair aggressively*

[turgonthewise]

Gah.

*cannot believe his own little sister is picking on him*

*grabs her in a headlock and ruffles her hair in return*