(no subject)
*reads his bank statement*
...
HOLY FUCK. MY LIVES JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.
*sifts through the rest of the mail and comes upon some enlightening papers*
>:(
*dreams up elaborate plans for double murder*
If I've bought a house, I might as well have a look at it.
*hunts down the prey address*
*lets himself in*
...
HOLY FUCK. MY LIVES JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.
*sifts through the rest of the mail and comes upon some enlightening papers*
>:(
*dreams up elaborate plans for double murder*
If I've bought a house, I might as well have a look at it.
*hunts down the prey address*
*lets himself in*