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[_fingolfin]

*finds the cupboard dreadfully boring*

*decides to spend some quality time with his little girl*

*♥*

So. I hear my marriage is in shambles and you know all about it. :D

ETA: *heads home in shock, looking for his HARLOT wife*

ETA: *storms to the temple fully armed and pounds on the doors, deja vu*

DAEMION!!!

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[ladyaredhel]

0_o

Say what? Who told you that?

[_fingolfin]

Olórin.

Yeah.

[ladyaredhel]

Oh fuck.

What the hell did that crackhead say?

[_fingolfin]

*shrugs*

Some malarkey about my love life going down the toilet and you being in the know.

*notes your dour expression*

What's that look for, then?

[golfins_missus]

*is busy throwing up in the bathroom*

[_fingolfin]

*feels pretty sick, too, right about now*

*wanders around the house in a half-daze, looking for you*

Anairë? Anairë??

[golfins_missus]

In... *BLERRRGH* here...

[_fingolfin]

*follows the retching noises*

0_o

*stifles the impulse to help you and ask you what's wrong*

...

Tell me it isn't true. :(

[daemion_huine]

*is having a drink with Miro*

[_fingolfin]

*sure, run and hide, motherfucker*

[daemion_huine]

*that would be wifefucker*

[_fingolfin]

*...*

*will definitely castrate you first*

[meldamelisse]

*opens the door and groans*

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU STOOPID ELVES? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO COME HERE!!

[_fingolfin]

*draws his sword and points it at you*

DAEMION. NOW.

[meldamelisse]

*looks at it cross-eyed then shrieks*

SAAAAAAAAUUUUROOOOOON!!! SOME STUPID ELF'S WAVIN' A SWORD AT ME AND WANTS DAEMION!!!!!!

*demanifests onto the roof above you and hisses*

[_fingolfin]

Oh bloody hell.

*waits*

*and waits*

...

*has a cigarette*