Comments | _fingolfin: I have an announcement.

_fingolfin

I have an announcement.

May 20, 2005 20:29

Right. FAMILY. Your attention, please.

1. Yes, I did basically burn down Turgon and Elenwë's house.

2. In view of this fact, now that we're pretty much even, I will GIVE Turgon and Elenwë the money to buy a new house. Not LEND. GIVE.

3. Turgon and Elenwë are welcome to stay at mine until they find a new place. Just try to stay out of my ( Read more... )

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ladyaredhel May 21 2005, 00:35:38 UTC

*gapes*

Bloody hell. You actually did it.

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I'm so stunned I need a drink.

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 00:36:35 UTC

>:| I told you I would, didn't I?!

ladyaredhel May 21 2005, 00:37:38 UTC

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I'll get you a drink too?

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 00:39:05 UTC

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Why is it that you're a good daughter only after I've given in to you?!

*feigns extreme annoyance*

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turgonthewise May 21 2005, 13:19:54 UTC

WAS THAT AN APOLOGY?

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 13:27:33 UTC

DO YOU WANT IT, OR NOT??

turgonthewise May 21 2005, 13:28:30 UTC

AHAHA, FUCK YES.

WHERE'S YOUR DRINKS CABINET?

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 13:31:59 UTC

NOT AN APOLOGY, EINSTEIN. A HOUSE.

Just keep your whinging confined to the east wing and we'll be hunky-dory. >_<

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elenwe_ May 21 2005, 15:14:40 UTC

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::WILL NOT BEND TO YOUR SHITTY LITTLE CHARADE::

::refuses to acknowledge your presence and walks around your house without cleaning up, leaving ash, dust and soot all over your light coloured carpets, sofas, curtains etc::

golfins_missus May 21 2005, 15:27:31 UTC

*it's a bloody good thing they've got maids because SHE picked out the carpets*

elenwe_ May 21 2005, 15:45:12 UTC

::does.not.care.one.single.bit::

golfins_missus May 21 2005, 19:13:34 UTC

*but then she's out getting laid with someone who's not even half her age so yeah*

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golfins_missus May 21 2005, 20:10:14 UTC

*comes back from a very late night and blinks*

Fingolfin!! I'm absolutely disgusted with you, but VERY glad that you came clean about it. >:( Plus knowing for certain means I don't have to feel guilty in any way about my adulterous ways with that nice young godling.

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 20:12:33 UTC

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Apparently you also missed the bit about me buying them a new house and letting them stay here until they find it. Ohhhhh, just. you. WAIT.

golfins_missus May 21 2005, 20:16:48 UTC

Yes, which I'm ALSO pleased with So long as you STAY the fuck away from that hussy.

But REALLY. I thought better of you than THAT.

*sulk*

_fingolfin May 21 2005, 20:21:33 UTC

I'm sure I'll find that particular demand MOST amusing once I've discovered what you've done.

No you didn't. ¬_¬ Although I did think you'd be a little more appreciative of what I've done in recompense.

*turns back to the papers on his desk*

So what have you been up to all night, hmm?

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