I have an announcement.

[_fingolfin]

Right. FAMILY. Your attention, please.

1. Yes, I did basically burn down Turgon and Elenwë's house.

2. In view of this fact, now that we're pretty much even, I will GIVE Turgon and Elenwë the money to buy a new house. Not LEND. GIVE.

3. Turgon and Elenwë are welcome to stay at mine until they find a new place. Just try to stay out of my

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[golfins_missus]

*comes back from a very late night and blinks*

Fingolfin!! I'm absolutely disgusted with you, but VERY glad that you came clean about it. >:( Plus knowing for certain means I don't have to feel guilty in any way about my adulterous ways with that nice young godling.

[_fingolfin]

...

Apparently you also missed the bit about me buying them a new house and letting them stay here until they find it. Ohhhhh, just. you. WAIT.

[golfins_missus]

Yes, which I'm ALSO pleased with So long as you STAY the fuck away from that hussy.

But REALLY. I thought better of you than THAT.

*sulk*

[_fingolfin]

I'm sure I'll find that particular demand MOST amusing once I've discovered what you've done.

No you didn't. ¬_¬ Although I did think you'd be a little more appreciative of what I've done in recompense.

*turns back to the papers on his desk*

So what have you been up to all night, hmm?

[golfins_missus]

Out getting drunk trying to convince myself that you DIDN'T burn our son's house down.

[_fingolfin]

And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for those MEDDLING KIDS!

...

Are you going to stand there and give me more shit about this? Because I for one think it's a pretty NICE thing I did today, yesterday, whatever.

[golfins_missus]

No, I think I've pretty much said my piece.

[_fingolfin]

Well. Good. I do deserve a little better than that. At least it ought to be lots of fun seeing that guilt eat away at you once you sober up.

[golfins_missus]

Will JUST keep reminding herself of all the times YOU'VE done the nasty behind my back thank you very much.

[_fingolfin]

Not in THIS incarnation, SWEETHEART.

[golfins_missus]

Yet somehow I think I'd get a LOT of sympathy from everyone else. >:P

[_fingolfin]

Sure you would. For committing an offense that trumps everything I've done here so far and then some. One of the little injustices of the world.

But then, your mental anguish over the long run might almost make up for it. Almost.

[golfins_missus]

What, sleeping with a stripper? I thought that pretty much epitomises your style.

[_fingolfin]

I refer you to Article I, Section IV. We'll see how you feel about it in the morning.

:(

[golfins_missus]

*might just feel that first ever so slight pang of guilt*

*OR not. Could just be the hangover.*

[_fingolfin]

*sighs and gets up out of his chair*

*walks over to you and rests his hands on your shoulders*

So the house thing was a little childish. It's water under the bridge. I'm already paying for it just by having them underfoot. :S Can we please forget about it?