Noon at Ted's apartment. Clearly it's time to make some progress in a video game.

The sun is out - the sky is blue
there’s not a cloud to spoil the view
but it’s raining - raining in my heart

Well, beating the weird puppets and lava spider-scorpions in Devil May Cry is a lot easier with Buddy Holly blasting in the background.

The weather man ( Read more... )

If I survive pretending to be Sue Dibny's beau, I hereby resolve to never be so inactive again that no one considers me capable of taking any action at all. I suppose this means I have to beg some magic person to cure my heart problems. This is probably not kosher. Maybe Zatanna will do it ( Read more... )

Between Vic and Sue, well, Ted decides he deserves a break. He leaves five jars of peanut butter on the kitchen table with a note that says:

V ( Read more... )

Holy haberdashery, Batman. She speaks 12 languages. And she offered to teach me Thangarian ( Read more... )

I think Plastic Man is more up on the times than I am. Stupid Monitor Duty. And now the stuff with Buddy and Shay and Zatanna and everything. I miss a lot of the better aspects of superhero melodrama when I'm up here. Still, I get to watch soap operas so really it's better this way ( Read more... )

Well, I'm not exactly a magic-user but it's not like I'm doing anything exciting and I did a decent job in Bludhaven. I can't overexert myself but if Shay is actually having a problem... Well, someone should go help her out.

Booster, I'll be back soon. Cover for me. If Babs asks where I am, I'm at your house eating low-fat cottage cheese.

Booster's here and I'm still here. And we're both still in one piece. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus ( Read more... )

*waits and scowls a little when the answering machine picks up* Yo, Booster. It's Ted.

Earth to Michael. Heeeello?

Yeesh. Pick up your phone already.

*waits a beat*

Is Gladys over? I can understand if you need some alone with the old lady. Guess I'll call back later.

Yep.

...

So are you there or not?

Back home. And just in time, I'm almost out of medication ( Read more... )

Hotels are wonderful. Maybe I should move into a hotel ( Read more... )