I hate it when chicks are all over me, and talking about how they "love me", and how they "want me", But the girls never want part in me, do you chicks just hate me? What's up with that?

Give me love.

Love, GOD

So after ages upon ages of just having people comment me, and bother me, and ask for my hand in marriage through comments, I decided, "Hell why not get an e-mail and screen name ( Read more... )

So last night I finally had these two girls over, I met them through myspace and I thought they were pretty cool, I'm a sucker for the chain smoking image conscious girl who die their hair atleast twice a month. It was crazy, I ended up having a little party out of it, and afterward a bunch of people left and here's these two hot chicks and Satan ( Read more... )

Ok kids,
I just don't understand, I'm GOD.
GOD... I've created all of you? why won't you ladies give GOD a little play, all I want is some rough sex, maybe you could comment with some hot pictures of yourself, you know ladies, maybe some boobs and hot asses. The kind of stuff GOD likes.

Love, GOD

See friends, I'm a watcher, I watch, it's what I do. I know I haven't updated in a while, but it's ok cause you know I love you all, but lately, I've just been trying to get a little action. I don't remember New Years, I know it involved alot of alchol, im pretty sure i was chuggin' some Absynth with the ladies. Lately I've been hanging out by the ( Read more... )

Jesus just called, he can be such a little bitch. He's always whinning "Why weren't you there for me?!" "Why were you never around?" "Why don't you ever send a Birthday card." Well son, your mom was personally, just some slut I knocked up and things got a little out of hand, I mean give me a break Jesus, its not like she wanted me around, she had ( Read more... )

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Woah Journal, it has been a long time. How have you been? See me being GOD, I can't tell how the internet is. It's quite sad, but I know how people are, and not to meniton dirty little secrets.

I've been really busy in between working on the US presidential issues, you see, I myself (GOD) am very Republican, (four more years!) I feel bush is the ( Read more... )

So I have created this journal, and sooner or later, I'll make it pretty, but for now it's going to be plain.
However don't make fun of my journal. (OR ELSE)
If you don't look at my threat as a real one, I'll leave this for you to ponder.


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