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Woah Journal, it has been a long time. How have you been? See me being GOD, I can't tell how the internet is. It's quite sad, but I know how people are, and not to meniton dirty little secrets.
I've been really busy in between working on the US presidential issues, you see, I myself (GOD) am very Republican, (four more years!) I feel bush is the best president I have ever created. He's my little boy!, not like that bastard jesus. He was after all my biggest mistake. I now know when I go off touching virgins, always wear a glove. I mean really now, I was young just hanging out as this FINE ass bitch walked in. To come to think of it. I remember making her about 18 years prior. But really, that is another topic all together now isn't it? So anyway lately I have been flat out destroying Florida. It's been fun, but really I didnt know I made Florida so strong, really who would think America's limp dick of a state would hold out so well. I do need some entertainment I guess afterall Kentucky has been quite the bore lately. Anyway I must be off now, Buddha will be coming around 7:00 and I must prepare food, he has grown to be quite the lardass. I do hope to update from now on, religiously.. HA! religiously! I sometimes crack myself up.
Love always, GOD