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So last night I finally had these two girls over, I met them through myspace and I thought they were pretty cool, I'm a sucker for the chain smoking image conscious girl who die their hair atleast twice a month. It was crazy, I ended up having a little party out of it, and afterward a bunch of people left and here's these two hot chicks and Satan and I. We hadn't hung out in a little while since we stopped playing poker long ago. It kind of lost it's magic after Jeff was mauled to death by those bears during his family trip. But Satan and I just start going at it with these babes, it was INCREDIBLE. Satan starts banging this chick in BLASTING her kidneys with a vice grip on her hips and you know, I'm taking it slow, while I hold one of her legs in the air. This goes on for a while and we're taking it steady and then Satan and I pull a "Houdini", a trick we haven't done in FOREVER. Satan and I both snap our fingers, and POOF, switch places and Satan's banging the chick I was just hitting it with and I'm taking complete control of the chick he was just ramming. The look on the girls faces were incredible and as soon as they noticed, WHAM! Satan and I BOTH ass-crammed them and they took it. I mean, sure there was some screaming, and disgusting bodily functions, but, I'm GOD and he's Satan, ofcourse our dicks ruptured sssooommmeee internal organ, but yeah, it was worth it. I mean.. how many myspace chicks can say they got tag-teammed by Satan and GOD?
Then afterward, they were like making out and here's Satan and I watching and shit, mending our harsh two hours of roughing it up. Then, the craziest thing happened. the chicks pull out straws and start felching the shit out of one another. Putting a straw in eachothers ass and sucking out jizz to makeout with.. MAN AM I GOOD OR WHAT? had these bitches saying our names all night.
If any girls are interested in hitting it up soon, keep in touch, and I'm still looking for those nudes.
Love, Pimp Mastuh Anal Stretch, GOD.
Then afterward, they were like making out and here's Satan and I watching and shit, mending our harsh two hours of roughing it up. Then, the craziest thing happened. the chicks pull out straws and start felching the shit out of one another. Putting a straw in eachothers ass and sucking out jizz to makeout with.. MAN AM I GOOD OR WHAT? had these bitches saying our names all night.
If any girls are interested in hitting it up soon, keep in touch, and I'm still looking for those nudes.
Love, Pimp Mastuh Anal Stretch, GOD.