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Jesus just called, he can be such a little bitch. He's always whinning "Why weren't you there for me?!" "Why were you never around?" "Why don't you ever send a Birthday card." Well son, your mom was personally, just some slut I knocked up and things got a little out of hand, I mean give me a break Jesus, its not like she wanted me around, she had that guy she was dating, a total deadbeat. Whatever I sometimes wish he just wouldn't call or bother me, it's not like he visits me, or ever calls me to see how I am, it's always "GOD please help me with this." "Dad can you fix this?" You're fucking Savior, take a stand little boy. I told your mom when she had you, "NO don't enrole him in tap dancing, I'll get him a horse." I hope he doesn't call again, I'm just trying to get to New Years so I can have my party, chill with some of the GODS, maybe even invited a few Roman Titans, get a mixer going on, and ya know, PARTY AT GODS HOUSE. Oh, and if any of you happen to tlak to Jesus today, tell him he was being a prick.
Love always, GOD
Love always, GOD