I signed all the paperwork for SeaWorld. I took the drug test in which they cut about 100 of my hairs from my head. I haven't heard anything and I suppose no news is good news. I was told they might not even call about my Adderall if it's clear there's been a steady amount in my system for a long time. I was also approved for an apartment that's ( Read more... )

 I GOT THE JOB! SEAWORLD OMG!!!
Jeez it only took them a day and a half to decide?

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 Over on thequestionclub , someone posted the following:

Do you call yourself a vegetarian but eat fish?
No, I'm an actual vegetarian.

Would people who do this make you mad?
Yes. Fish are animals. Saying vegetarian is supposed to mean you don't eat animal flesh. HELLO! Calling yourself a "pescetarian" is stupid. You just want to sound/feel more righteous. You're an ( Read more... )

 This is what happens.

I was the "new kid" in 8th grade, and I had a really terrible experience with some boy who grew up to be one of those doucheflap "bros". Pink polo w/popped collar, A&F "distressed" cargo shorts, frayed baseball cap, etc. When I arrived at the new school, I was dismayed to discover it was populated by jocks, redneck knuckle- ( Read more... )

 I'm thinking about high school and stuff lately.

I always hated when the teacher smiled and declared, "OK everyone! Buddy up!" So awkward when there's an odd number of kids. When I was in high school, they stopped letting us pick groups and partners. I THOUGHT that would be great until I noticed a pattern. The instuctor would stick a "smart" kid ( Read more... )

Does anyone remember that movie "Superstar"? Molly Shannon plays this nerdy girl called Mary Kathrine Gallager who is known for saying "Sometimes when I'm nervous, I stick my hands under my arms and smell them LIKE THIS" *deep snarfing sound* Of course you don't. It was a shitty movie.

WELL

Back in Dallas, TX, we had a chubby version of this freak ( Read more... )

 Just...just read it.

I am gagging and LOLing a the same time. Ye gads these people are socially and mentally retarded to discuss things amongst themselves in this manner.

I'm a lifeguard and I declare ALL OF YOU out of the gene pool NOW!

Oh please tell me these folks be trollin'.

YES THEY BE TROLLIN'! It's a parody. False alarm. I just went from ( Read more... )

Even when they are in the best of moods, I just...really don't like hanging out with my parents. Specifically, when my mom and dad are together. Mom and I have more in common, but my dad fancies himself the galactic president so we end up doing what he likes to do. I LIKE my parents sometimes, and my father is a very intelligent person. I must say ( Read more... )

I go to the David Lawrence Center for my VERY IMPORTANT supply of happy pills now (got rid of Dr. Wait-six-hours this past spring). The place functions mostly as a rehab facility, but they offer outpatient services as well. You call the morning you need an appointment and you get whichever of the five drug dealers psychiatrists has a slot open. It' ( Read more... )

GEE WHIZ I WONDER WHAT SORT OF MOOD TUCUXI IS IN THIS SEASON HMMMMMM.

Alone, depressed, miserable.

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