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2cuxi

THE CALMING LOTION

Dec 24, 2010 20:51

Does anyone remember that movie "Superstar"? Molly Shannon plays this nerdy girl called Mary Kathrine Gallager who is known for saying "Sometimes when I'm nervous, I stick my hands under my arms and smell them LIKE THIS" *deep snarfing sound* Of course you don't. It was a shitty movie.

WELL

Back in Dallas, TX, we had a chubby version of this freak ( Read more... )

the calming lotion, weirdos

Comments 7

teacup_werewolf December 25 2010, 02:37:02 UTC

NGL I was totally that kid in 8th grade.

2cuxi December 25 2010, 11:03:03 UTC

To give credit to the class and the teacher, she didn't get booted for odd behavior, but rather the INSANELY BAD smell of the lotion she had. It was very pungent. I've got weird habits like, I always have one of those kneaded erasers in my hands to play with. If I don't, I pick my face.

But...but my habit didn't mustard gas the entire room.

teacup_werewolf December 25 2010, 17:14:52 UTC

I chewed on my pencils...like a I was part beaver

lobotomysoup December 25 2010, 06:00:20 UTC

Oh the weird things we remember.

We had a girl that would sit in the hallway and make chainmail. She also wore a lot of animal skins that she made from the roadkill she found in the parking lot at school. She'd bag the animal and keep it with her until she could get home to take care of it, so she always smelled like dead thing.

2cuxi December 25 2010, 11:04:28 UTC

Ohhh lovely. We didn't have chainmail girl, but in high school we had weeaboos who would sit in the hallway and make "Faerie" outfits before class.

The wore those Hot Topic lacy goth wings to school.

lobotomysoup December 25 2010, 12:52:17 UTC

We had one girl that went just fucking nutty. She kept insisting that she was a third generation dream witch who was possessed by a 10,000 year old vampire.
At first we thought she was trying to be.. cool I guess? But she kept it up all her final year. She also always wore a cloak or a blanket with wolves on it, because her father's family line where all werewolves, so she had to represent them some how.

After high school she gained a bunch of weight, said she was possessed by a kitsune (of course) and tried to do the dom/sub stuff but was really shitty at it. We found her DA page where she was uploading her ...art...

ever_frost358 December 25 2010, 16:34:20 UTC

Kinda reminds me of the episode with my friend and his dad, when the friend in question decided to show him the infamous first car he bought, the one with half a dozen Little Trees on the windshield.

Yup. They went straight out of the window after the first five minutes.

Too bad you can't do the same with a person, not without steroids anyway.