Just...just read it. I am gagging and LOLing a the same time. Ye gads these people are socially and mentally retarded to discuss things amongst themselves in this manner.
I'm a lifeguard and I declare ALL OF YOU out of the gene pool NOW!
Oh please tell me these folks be trollin'.
YES THEY BE TROLLIN'! It's a parody. False alarm. I just went from horrified to VERY ENTERTAINED.