When you embarrass me...

[2cuxi]

 This is what happens.

I was the "new kid" in 8th grade, and I had a really terrible experience with some boy who grew up to be one of those doucheflap "bros". Pink polo w/popped collar, A&F "distressed" cargo shorts, frayed baseball cap, etc. When I arrived at the new school, I was dismayed to discover it was populated by jocks, redneck knuckle-

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[jinkun2702]

Oh man we'd have gotten along in HS, for sure. I dented a locker with this one douchebag's head and didn't get detention because the principal didn't believe him when he said I did it. I was the innocent honor roll student...who secretly broke faces when they needed to be broken. Oh yeah.

[2cuxi]

I have many rich and satisfying memories from life, but this wonderful smackdown holds a special place in my cold black heart.

I wanna hear why you did it. That sounds ninja badass.

[jinkun2702]

Well, it was childish as fuck. This kid and I had gone to the same grammar school and he was that obnoxious nerd that tried to beat eeeveryone else cause he thought being valedictorian made him cool...or something. Just a dumb fuck, really. When we got to high school he rubbed it in my face that he was the valedictorian of our graduating grammar school class to which I replied with "all you did was study. I had friends, I helped my mom by cleaning and cooking while she worked three jobs and had to help take care of my dying grandpa" and be basically rubbed it in my face that he was "smarter than me" which already chapped my ass

[2cuxi]

I would have made some damn good popcorn and paid money to see that. I hate people like him, and people getting in my face is also a huge rage trigger for me. I hate other people's faces in my face.

I actually BIT someone on the face for doing that! They started gettin' all up in my grill and I fucking chomped their cheek like an angry cat.

My money's always been on such cretins getting eventually Karma'ed .

[capybyra]

That which I call the Karma train keeps an often random schedule. but- it's eventually going to put teh hurt upon some types of asshole. It's edging on risky to advocate desire or undue enjoyment for being the instrument of that train's work. But, it's one of those rare joys we're granted to recompense us for the emotional damages life hands us.

Life can suck for the unjustified living a stupid life.

I've been asking why if my Karma kept me from dying due to my recent medical stuff- that same Karma did not simply prevent me from the badness. Sigh, I guess us humans aren't wired to always Grok matters of Karma.

Re: My money's always been on such cretins getting eventually Karma'ed .

[2cuxi]

I'm fairly sure my violent act didn't earn me any points toward my sainthood, but sometimes I can't just turn the other cheek. I was out of cheeks. All four of them. Someone was going to get their dues, and on that day it was him.

[crssafox]

Oh man, I remember middle school, I was the quiet, pudgy, unpopular kid and had one of the more popular boys that was probably paid on a bet to come up and ask me if I'd go out with his friend. Funny thing is, now that I think back on it - the kid looked a lot like Draco Malfoy, haha. What a weenie... He'd had a reputation for messing around with girls, so even if his friend's interest had ever been genuine, I wouldn't have been interested in him anyway, for the company that he kept. Middle school is such serious business!

In a way I'm glad that I never really bothered with being social until my last two years of high school. In the long run it made things easier; early on I observed everyone around me, so when I finally blossomed into a social creature I was able to read people better and know who to take seriously and who needed to be taken with a grain of salt. It might've been the "less fun" way of doing things but hey. Middle school isn't fun anyway. :P