When you embarrass me...

[2cuxi]

 This is what happens.

I was the "new kid" in 8th grade, and I had a really terrible experience with some boy who grew up to be one of those doucheflap "bros". Pink polo w/popped collar, A&F "distressed" cargo shorts, frayed baseball cap, etc. When I arrived at the new school, I was dismayed to discover it was populated by jocks, redneck knuckle-

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[jinkun2702]

Oh man we'd have gotten along in HS, for sure. I dented a locker with this one douchebag's head and didn't get detention because the principal didn't believe him when he said I did it. I was the innocent honor roll student...who secretly broke faces when they needed to be broken. Oh yeah.

[2cuxi]

I have many rich and satisfying memories from life, but this wonderful smackdown holds a special place in my cold black heart.

I wanna hear why you did it. That sounds ninja badass.

[jinkun2702]

Well, it was childish as fuck. This kid and I had gone to the same grammar school and he was that obnoxious nerd that tried to beat eeeveryone else cause he thought being valedictorian made him cool...or something. Just a dumb fuck, really. When we got to high school he rubbed it in my face that he was the valedictorian of our graduating grammar school class to which I replied with "all you did was study. I had friends, I helped my mom by cleaning and cooking while she worked three jobs and had to help take care of my dying grandpa" and be basically rubbed it in my face that he was "smarter than me" which already chapped my ass

[2cuxi]

I would have made some damn good popcorn and paid money to see that. I hate people like him, and people getting in my face is also a huge rage trigger for me. I hate other people's faces in my face.

I actually BIT someone on the face for doing that! They started gettin' all up in my grill and I fucking chomped their cheek like an angry cat.

[jinkun2702]

Now THAT I would've paid to see!

[cfchica]

This story is made of so much win.