Okay, so if you're going--or trying to go--from W 98th St to W 77th St...that's going east, right? 'cause the number of blocks west is decreasing, so LOGICALLY you're going east towards a center point. Right? You follow me? 'cause that's what makes sense ( Read more... )

You know what, I don't FUCKING CARE how weird you people think this shit is. You don't even have to believe in its legitimacy...god knows some days it feels like no one does.
BUT SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU! If "trannies are popular these days", I certainly missed the memo! And YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO LAUGH AT HER. That fucking news ( Read more... )

Letter to the Editor: "On some issues, silence is golden ( Read more... )

So it's Easter, right? My sister's at church and my mom is cooking an elaborate lunch and I just finished licking a beater full of frosting ( Read more... )

( In which my shitty-as-all-hell week culminates in a decentish Friday: feelings at lunch, feelings at midnight, and a criminal experience at work. )

So I was watching The Amazing Race, right, just flipping channels? And the show gives little titles to each of the pairs, so we know how they're related and what to expect from their dynamic: father/daughter, newlyweds, married 9 years, whatever. This season, there's Kynt and Vixsyn..."dating Goths". What. The Hell.

Because Goths aren't, you ( Read more... )

Head, meet desk.

So, guys, I hate to admit it, but I want all of you. Madly. Being bi and all, THERE IS NO WAY I CAN HAVE A PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP WITH ANYONE. Ever.
What the fuck.

It's a really bad digital image of a washed-out print done on a scratched enlarger...but there's no way this picture is anything but cute, right?


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( Martial arts-related bitching )

I just got this Miss Minnesota thingy in the mail. And I've gotten them before, but for some reason this one just set me off ( Read more... )