Holy crap, being sold to is awkward. Either I feel super awkward and dickish because I go into it knowing I won’t be purchasing at that exact moment, or if I DO decide to buy, I get all twitchy wondering if I am falling for something instead of just making the same choice that I would have anyway ( Read more... )

Somehow everything that has happened this year has been BIG. When stuff is bad I want to say "FUCK THIS YEAR, 2012 can suck my balls!" But the good stuff has been pretty large too ( Read more... )

So despite the fact that we recently put $1700 into the car (fuse connection, spark plugs, brake pads, etc), the battery light came on the other night, it had trouble starting yesterday, and it wouldn't start at all this morning. We finally got it going with the aid of a charger thinger, but all the lights were flashing and flipping out and it's ( Read more... )

Okay, I just need to remind myself. This is not my problem; I've done my damnedest to keep it from going this far, to absolutely no avail, and it's now out of my hands. Anger is useless, worry even moreso. I just need to turn off my phone tomorrow and let it all fall on the person who IS responsible ( Read more... )

Ugh. I'm sick of having bad weekends ( Read more... )

Let's talk about martial arts.

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Cracked.com has a history of ridiculous and often sexist humor...and I usually laugh. But this shit is fucking unacceptable. I just stared at the screen for a minute when the first picture popped up. WHAT THE HELL ( Read more... )

Know what, guys? I am sick of people telling me/acting like/implying that massage therapy is a "waste of [my] potential". Fuck off. I (usually) like doing this and it will get me where I want to be. I have grown as a person from this in ways you can't imagine. Period, the end, shut the fuck up ( Read more... )

Hey guys THIS IS MAKING ME VERY ANGRY.

"Ooooh, poor me, I can't afford a private limo with a gun-toting driver anymore! And I might have to wear the same ballgown twice!" Oh honey I am SO SORRY. Bahahaha!

Sometimes, I swear to you, the Northwestern administration needs a good whack upside the head. A couple of weeks ago Dr. Healey (the massage therapy dean) came into our Rehab class to announce that we were being required to supplement our T2 clinic rotation with a shift at Pillsbury House in Powderhorn Park. Surprise!

( But wait, there's more! )