Cracked.com has a history of ridiculous and often sexist humor...and I usually laugh. But
this shit is fucking unacceptable. I just stared at the screen for a minute when the first picture popped up. WHAT THE HELL.
Also, the lovely blurb down below that basically says that that would be good advice were it not for legal ramifications. The only reason not to rape your 'friend' is because you are scared of jail. HARRRRR.