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It's 10:17 and I'm going to bed. I had high hopes for the night, but i's obvious to me that nothing is developing in a direction I'm interested in following. A friend of mine is in town, so we hung out all afternoon and into the evening. My female roommates decided to get liquored up and though I love them dearly, I don't like it when girls get all ( Read more... ) -
If Jesus were an ice cream flavor, it would probably taste like splinters and vinegar.
so it has been brought to my attention constantly in recent weeks that the post on my eyebrow piercing hangs about 2/3 outside of my eyebrow. in fact, it hangs so low that it is literally in my field of vision. i didn't want to take it out, because it was always infected. however, it occurred to me this evening that perhaps what i have been ( Read more... ) -
"What do you like better, giving or getting?" "That depends, are we talking Christmas or Anal?"
So I basically spent all of today doing homework. That is pretty much unheard of in my world. And the best part is, i'm not even done. I still have a write an essay for tomorrow morning, research and write a short paper about the history of Bern (a city in Europe, although since I have yet to do my research, I don't really know where) not to ( Read more... ) -
what if the stars are god's salt, and he's just waiting to eat us?
My today broke down like this ( Read more... ) -
you stay, i go. you stay, i go! LYLE, YOU STAY HERE! I'LL GO!
last night, i was tired. i started work at the pizza hut next ti my house, delivering delicious food all over town, and then i got to come home and kick back. sadly, because i have the energy reserves of a gym bag, i was pretty tired after work. so i get home, and am hungry. sadly, i am also very poor (which explains the need for a job) and as a ( Read more... ) -
if you kick a zombie real hard, its head will explode!
oh the things you learn from playing resident evil 4 for hours on end. of course, if you play resident evil 4, you would know that they aren't actually zombies, but rather spaniards who are particulary hostile and inexplicably pissed off. i figured that was just the french, but i guess i shouldn't rule out the rest of the world's desire to hate ( Read more... ) -
i want a big slice of money pizza with a side of awesome sauce for dipping!
So here is the breakdown of my yesterday. i wake up at seven in the a.m. to study some more before heading off to my final at nine. i'm sitting down to start my exam, and my phone rings. while, it buzzed actually. and because i am in an exam, it might as well have rang because everyone can hear it buzzing anyway. so i feel it give 5 buzzes, which ( Read more... ) -
holy flaming metal batman!
so, i was going to write a very entertaining post about how i saw a car on fire the other night, but i am really tired and have no motivation to be funny. maybe i will post about it after i take a nap. yeah, that sounds good to me. i think i'll take a nap. -
when will this end?! my leg is so itchy!!!
so i'm sitting here, sweating because unlike bend, eugene has this little bastard called humidity hanging around, and my half-casted leg is uncomfortable because, let's face it, it's broken. now, ordinarily, one might be able to chalk one up for a bad day. however, then comes this charming little piece of information: tomorrow is supposed to be in ( Read more... )