I have got to stop going to petfinder.com and looking at pictures of dogs.  It just makes me depressed.

I've also got to stop making cookies.  It just makes me fat.

Somehow I don't think I will accomplish either of these goals.

 Yawn, yawn and yawn again.  I stayed up late last night finishing my book [Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman, which is all sorts of excellent if you like a fun and well-written fantasy novel that really puts the urban in urban fantasy] and then was woken up this morning by a somewhat panicked Boo whose first words were "Okay, don't freak out, but..."   ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in over a week and a LOT of stuff has happened between now and then.  Massive bulleted list time!

( On Last Week's Episode of Xan's Life... )

The Good
-I have shiny purple fingernails.
-I've been working part-time in Mom's office doing menial office-bitch work.  Like stapling.  And folding, oh god the folding.  But it pays $12 an hour, so I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS.
-Mom and I watched a movie called Miss Pettigrew Lives For A Day which SOMEONE recommended to me (LL was it you?) and it's ( Read more... )

Coming home already pissed off and frustrated because of my effing philosophy class to discover that one of the animals has either vomited or shit all over the floor.  I can't tell which.

I have no energy for this shit right now.  Literally.

I really suck at updating consistently, so let's sum up ( Read more... )

Everyone at G's has been hitting the drama bottle extra hard lately.  The managers are going suspension-happy, tensions are high and I finally had a confrontation with Evil Coke-Addict Dyke Coworker From Hell yesterday.  (NB: I don't have a problem with lesbians [as all of you HOPEFULLY are well aware of] but I REALLY do not like this woman, so I'm ( Read more... )