I've always thought that line was an apt description of me, ever since I first heard it aged 17 or 18 ( Read more... )

I don't know how to rip dvds and I don't know how to make GIFs, which is a crying shame because the latest thing I want to gif-ify is this out-take from Jonathan Strange:


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We were having a break at the Brew Haus the other day, and a band was playing. No idea who they were, but they weren't that great really. There was a song about 'Baby rub my belly like Guava jelly' or something equally inane and brain melting. But then there was a song about 'magical mystical Maui' and something to do with 'Hawaiian Superman ( Read more... )

I cleaned all the dye out of my hair today. Or at least I tried. Feathers as ever had their own ideas. There's this stuff called 'ColourB4' which is supposed to wash all the dye out of your hair and restore it to its natural (or bleached) state. Only with feathers it washed out all the pink and purple, 95% of the dark blue and 75% of the light blue ( Read more... )

Kallian: Did I tell you I'm gonna be sent this $250 violin?
Corvid: Meep, you mentioned it.
Kallian: (suddenly) Can I exchange it for you?
Corvid: (confused) With who?
Kallian: Er...
Corvid: I mean, who on earth are you exchanging it with in order to be given me?
Kallian: Oh, um... your father ( Read more... )

As promised, a piece of trashy faux-victorian melodrama, as written by my neurons.

( I take no responsibility for the surreality contained here-in... )

So. Delirium of the Endless ( Read more... )

Lovely talk-random-wibble with Spacedmonkey on friday, followed by travelling to far away land to visit Ben and Kate for chatting and eating very tastey cake. I was supposed to stay longer, but my neurons were melting with an evil pressure headache =( Fie upon summer ( Read more... )

Dear Bastard Neurons ( Read more... )

My father: Good morning.
Corvid: Morning.
My father: *looks pointedly at watch* And how is California this morning?
Corvid: California's well, thank you.
Neurons: OoOh - iS thIs l1Ke a weAthheR f0rKaSt?
My father: Have you seen a THP envelope, it has accounting things in it. Also a P60 form. Also...
Corvid: *immediate ninja finding skillz* This?
My ( Read more... )