No more Bath & Body!

Ooh, and a quote from my celebration lunch...

"Yeah, don't go up to your teacher and ask, 'what's a violin?'" -Kelly, to Britt

*Shoots Cherry Coke* -My nose

"Okay, I've snorted water, Pepsi, oats, pasta sauce..." -Me

"And now Cherry Coke." -Kelly

"It's like a buffet!" -Britt

"I need a manager with a headset on to come and do an associate checkout." -Caitlin
"My name is Brooke and I am a manager with a headset." -Brooke

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"What time is it?" -Me
"It's about... *checks wrist* ...I have no idea." -Brooke, who forgot her watch today

"Do you have any stuff for bath water?" -A man who smelled like he had no idea what a bath was.

*Points out bubble bath, bath salts, etc. throughout the store.* -Me, wasting 5 minutes

"Oh, I never use any of that." -Mr. Stinky

"Duh" -Me, but only in my head