Look what lofty_diva made for me.



I think I've corrupted her.

SAMMICH!

"I hope my butt doesn't hurt this much when I go to trial." -Kelly, on her difficulties with the judicial system

No more Bath & Body!

Ooh, and a quote from my celebration lunch...

"Yeah, don't go up to your teacher and ask, 'what's a violin?'" -Kelly, to Britt

*Shoots Cherry Coke* -My nose

"Okay, I've snorted water, Pepsi, oats, pasta sauce..." -Me

"And now Cherry Coke." -Kelly

"It's like a buffet!" -Britt

"Phon-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh." -Kelly

"It's Hooked on Phonics!" -Britt

"Why pay for drugs when your insurance company will help?" -Kelly, after one martini.

~*~

"Iowa's just like Mexico except for colder and it has more corn." -Kelly, after the second martini.

~*~

"One martini, Mwahaha. Two martini, mwahaha. Three martini, mwahaha." -Kelly, just now, when she should have sobered up a bit.

Go here. Read this. This woman is the only one who would make ironing fun.http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=32286195&blogID=214797255&Mytoken=19A4D1CC-

Why We Think Before We Speak ( Read more... )

"You could just tell her she's making the biggest mistake of her life, and then you won't have to go!" -Kelly's tried and true method of getting out of going to a baby shower.

"I'm finding it very hard to picture him as a child of God." -Kelly, describing a person that I would call a degenerate scumbag asshat.